YIEEEEE!!!Lemme introduce mah self,im Shammel Lu and im the Author-nim of this book😃
So let's get this started😊
I'll introduce mah f*cking characters
"This is Suho Exo's Mom and the Atm machine of the group,he can buy your lives bishes!and he is so ugly while crying😃Wanna see a video??"
"AUTHOR-NIM!!!NO!!!!"Suho
"Too late GrampsT_T"
"And this is Baekhyun Exo's Eyeliner puppy prince who loves Chanyeol and his shitty eyeliners and has 2 madafaka sons namely Taehyung and Bambam"
"Author-nim??Does mah eyeliner perfect??I wanna be pretty infront of Yeollie"Baek
"Not again Baekie~"
"This is Chanyeol Exo's Happy virus,this tall-ass Giant is in a relationship with Baekkie,he loves playing some fucking musical instrument and to show his white fucking teeth and smile like an idiot"
"AUTHOR-NIMMMM~Have you seen Dara-noona's performance in the Tv last night??She's so damn pretty right??!!"Chanyeol
"Shut up yeol!!"
"And this Small kid right here is D.O Exo's Psychotic Cooking Owl who loves to kill both Baekhyun and Chanyeol,he is such a cute cactus in the outside but when you touch or annoy this Psycho bish cactus you'll bleed......Wait??Guys??IS HE BEHIND ME AND SHARPENING HIS KNIFE RIGHT??"
"*SHARPENING HIS KNIFE*"D.O
"D.O stop!your trying to kill our precious Author"Suho
"*Creepingly exits the world and happily went to his own Kingdom with his Twin Satan*"
"And this Hot toasted a.k.a burnt madafaka right here is Kai Exo's Dancing Chocolate Machine who loves listening to his hyungs and eating chicken is his hobby"
"Annyeong Author-nim*winks*"
"*ovary exploded*"
"And this kid right here is Sehun Exo's Real maknae and loves showing his famous pokerface and stinky rape face,and he love his Luhan-hyung than your lives bishes"
"Annyeong Sehunnie~"A/n
"*ignore you*"Sehun
"AYUU!!WASSUP!!!This is Kris Exo's Cool City guy who loves the whole fucking galaxy and saying the word "Chicken is not mah styleu~"but ends up eating it"
"*looks at author*"Kris
"-_-"
"not mah style~"Kris
"And this Cute Pretty unnie right here is---Wait??Your Manly??...Oh sorry dude,okay back to the topic this is Luhan Exo's Manly Deer and he is now in a relationship with our Hoe nanny named Xiaotong,just nvm that madafaka"
"But Author-nim i also love you!!"Luhan
"Shut thefuck up dude!!Dont talk to mah potato face!!"
"And this is Freakishingly Unicornly Handsomely Lay is Exo's Jpg Healing Unicorn who always forgets every fucking single of us!Even his name and other fucking info's about him and also about the "Gyera in Marawi"In short he's hoe memory is as slow and weak as my wifi bish"
"Annyeong Im Lay..Wait??..Where am i??Who are you??Who are they??The last thing i remember is im on my mothers tummy"Lay
"Not again Lay"
"And this Cute Cotton Ball right here is Xiumin,Exo's Baozi and Exo's Fake Maknae who loves drinking coffe and working out with his perfect body and hard abs"
"Author-nim can i have some baozi today??"Xiumin
"Yes Minnie~The fridge is all yours~"
"And this Panda beside me is Tao Exo's Big baby and Exo's 2nd Maknae who loves to shopping with his Kris-gege and he don't give a shit while he is with his stinky gucci bags and Limited edition Versace shirts"
"AUTHOR-NIM!!!BUY ME THOS--"Tao
"Buy it yourself Zitao"
"And this is Chen,thats all"
"Author-nim is such a meanie~T_T~the other members have some long introduction and Bitchy nicknames while mine is no shitty things like that??Your Unfair!!"Chen
"You wanna know your nickname bish??"
"YesT_T"Chen
"This is Exo Chen EXO'S TROLL KING,Exo's DINOSAUR,EXO'S CAMEL-EATING-GRASS who is said by yeollie in Exo Showtime ep.1,CHENDERELLA,EXO'S SHITTY CLOWN,EXO'S CHENSING MACHINE,EXO'S MAIN VOCALIST,"EXO'S CAT IN THE POWER MV,so Kim Jongdae??is your nickname enough??"
"*about to cry*Your such a fan of me Author-nim😊Coz you know im so handsome and you started on having some mutual feelings with me----"
"Shut the fuck up Dae!!*leaves*
"Boys??Lets do our motto!!in 1....2....3...."SUHO
"WE ARE ONE WE ARE EXO!!"
"OK GUYS LAST WARNING!!PLEASE STAY BEHAVE AND DONT DO SOME SHITTY STUFF IN SOME OF MY SCENARIO'S IN HERE OKAY??"
"Okay Author-nim😊Hey you!Yeah you!Your the cutie that is reading our book right??We'll WELCOME IN EXO JOKES AND SCENARIOS BY SHAMMEL04😍Hope you enjoy reading!!"
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Exo Jokes & Scenarios
RandomExo jokes and Scenarios are now open!!👊I don't know if you like my jokes are nah😂hahaha👊ENJOY READING Shammel04
