Exo Jokes & Scenarios

Exo during their free time

Suho:Counting bills😍
"5,000,000 62,000,000 38,000,000 4,000,000 50,000,000--------Uhh??Wait??*still counting*Why i have so many bills??😭😂

Kris:Stares/Talking at the mirror😍Falling inlove for hiself
"Ohmygodd😱Your so Handsome😍You give me energy😍Can i court you??😍Coz' I like you😍NO NO!!!I LOVE YOU KRIS!!😍😍YOUR THE MOST HANDSOME AND FAB PERSON THAT I JUST MET😘AND YOUR PAINTINGS ARE SO WELL DRAWN AND WELL PAINT😍I ADORE YOU FABOLOUS WU YI FAN😍😎"

Luhan:Cuddling with Sehun😍
"Hmmm...Sese??Lets cuddle😍okay??
*turn his head to sese*
*sese is not there*
That bitch😭He leave me alone again😭I better cuddle with Hello Kitty😒So that Sehun will be jealous😒

Xiumin:Working out😍eats later
"*push ups*
*jogging*
*sit-ups*
*jumpropes*
*weightlift*
AHH--IM HUNGRY😭*eats baozi*

Lay:Wasting his time on asking some people if unicorns are real😍
Lay:Do you know unicorns??
You:Huh??Yes😰Why??😉
Lay:Well...Are they even real??😉
You:Ofcourse NO!!😀Duhh😉
Lay:Oh...Can we talk about worldpeace??😍

Baekhyun:In the mall😍Arguing with the saleslady in the make-up section😍
Baekhyun:500
Saleslady:4,500
Baekhyun:450
Saleslady:4,000
Baekhyun:400
Saleslady:I'm sorry sir😔but this set of eyeliners are not on sale😉
Baekhyun:OHMYGOD!!!It's fucking christmas😭Why you dont put it on sale😭HMMP---BITCHPLEASEYOURNOTPRETTY😎

Chanyeol:Composing new songs and making some beats😍While singing
"HERE WE GO~DANGER,WIHEOMHAE EODUMI BICCI BAKHIN MOYANGSAEN-----Ouch😭
D.O:*throws frying pan to channy*

Kai:Watching PORN on Kyungsoo's Laptop😭😂
"OHMYGODD!!!MY PEYBORIT😍😍WAAAAAAH!!!😍😍I LOVE THIS!!muststayquiet😂
*hiding inside the closet*

D.O:Cooking and Cooking and Cooking-_-endless cooking
*cooks spaghetti*
*frying chicken*
*cooking rice*
*reheating the soup*
*chopping onions*
*EXO TOOK THE FOODS AWAY*
IDIOTS-_-

Tao:At the mall-_-buying some branded products😂coz Suho's black card is with him😘
*buys 34 gucci bags*
*buys 51 Versace shirts*
*buys 25 Dolce products*
I think this is enough😉😉Gotta go😍

Chen:In the Park😣Trolling somebody😃
Chen:Hi Miss Pretty😍
You:*blushes*Ummm hi??😳
Chen:Can you hand me your phone??
You:Why??*clueless*
Chen:Can i have your phone number??
You:Ohh sure😳*hands the phone*
Chen:HAHAHA😝GOTCHA!!!I HAVE YOUR PHONE!!😳WOAH IT'S IPHONE😘THANKS MISS😂*run away*
You:THATFUCKINGTROLL----- -_-

Sehun:Just chillin' in the bubbletea shop😍
*sipping bubbletea*
*checks his IG*
*sips bubbletea again*
*thinking on how the fuck HUNHAN IS SAILING RIGHT NOW*
*stares at their dorm from a distance*
AHHH😄DORMS OF 11 IDIOTS😄NOT INCLUDING ME😍😎

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