Exo is lost

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Suho:Ohmygod!!!why my limo is still not here??😁IM FREAKING LOST IN THIS FUCKING PLACE😭*fans himself with dollar bills*

Kris:Oh im lost😎Where's my spaceship??😝My kingdom GALAXY is waiting for me*wears shades and background explodes*BY THE WAY,BEING LOST IS NOT MY STYLE

Baekhyun:Ohmygoddd!!!😭IM LOSTTT!!!!😭MY EYELINERS ARE GETTING BORED HERE😪😭OMOOO!!!!😭

You:Omo!!are you lost??😱

Baekhyun:*dramatically kneel infront of you*OHMYGOD!!!AN ANGEL TO SAVE ME IN THIS DISGUSTING UNFAMILIAR PLACE😭CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME??😭I'VE BEEN LOST  HERE FOR 3 MINUTES!!😁😂😭*fainted*

Xuimin:*patiently waiting for his dongsaengs in the street*I hope they will find me in here😁*stomach growls*OMOO!!!IM HUNGRY!!!WHERE ARE MY BAOZI'S??!!😛😂

You:Why are you here??Are you lost??😱

Chanyeol:Scratches his head*Huh??what are you saying?😪I'm not lost😭That's not my name😭Im Park Chanyeol and not LOST😉Understand??

You:..........

Lay:Ohhh😂Finally im not the one who is now lost😎Even my brothers Exo are lost😁HAHAHAHAHAHA😂By the way who is Exo??*completely lost*

Kai:SHIT!!IM LOST😭HUHUHU WHERE ARE MY HYUNGS?!😭I want to sleep now😁huhuhuhuh----
*suddenly falls asleep*
*dont give a FUCK*
*Dreaming about chicken breast*
*Been lost for 10 decades*

Luhan:*lost in the street*IM MANLY IM MANLY IM MANLY---Waaaah!!!Im lost😭Somebody in here?!i need some help!!!😭😭

Boy1:Hi miss!!!weweeet!!!!😂

Boy2:Wanna join us in here??By the way you look pretty😁

Luhan:FUCKTHISHIT DUDE!!😠IM MANLY!!!*leaves*

Sehun:*in a bubbletea shop*No need to worry😛Im sure that my Hyungs are looking for me right now😎😁Well...im going to call Suho hyung

*On the line*

Sehun:Hyung!!im lost😁Please find me😎

Suho:Sorry my child😭but im lost too😭

Sehun:AFTER THIS CALL😎Dont talk to me😎And your not my HYUNG anymore😭

Tao:WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!KRIS GEGE!!!IM LOST!!!!😭😭HUHUHUHU😭

You:Are you lost??need some help??😐

Tao:WAAAAH!!!A STRANGER!!PICKPOCKET!!KIDNAPPER!!RAPIST!MURDERER!GOLD DIGGER!HOLDAPPER!WAAAAH!!!😭DIE BITCH!!!!😠*wushos you*

D.O:D______________O
*kills everyone on the way*
*dont give a fuck*
*fuckin' lost*
*need to kill someone*
*must survive*
OH!!SHIT!!WHERE AM I?!😠

You:Uhmm....Hi😎Are you lost??

Chen:Uhm...😁No im not lost😁Im the handsome version of Dorothy of wizard of Oz😁WANNA SEE SOME MAGIC??😎

You:Huh??wait...what??😎

Chen:Are you Dora The Explorer??😎

You:The fuck your sayin'??Ofcourse no!!

Chen:OKAY..Peace out😎HANDSOME KIM JONGDAE IS OUT😐BYE.

You:........Retard😎

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The idea got stucked in my head...so here it is😎

Shammel04







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