Exo Jokes & Scenarios

Exo in the Pool

Suho:*buys 476 sunblock,12 Lifevest,794 goggles,pays 47 life guard just for the boys*GUYS??DONT MESS AROUND OKAY?!😂PLEASE WEAR THOSE*points at the equipment*FOR YOU TO BE SAFE😂
*got ignored*

Baekhyun:*wears black thick eyeliners*IM A PRETTY MERMAID😍hihi😂*jumps in the pool**pool becomes black*OMOOOO!!!!😭😭I THOUGHT ITS WATERPROOF!!!??😭

Exo:........

Baekhyun:What are you looking at?-_-

Chanyeol:WAAAAAH!!!!A SWIMMING POOL!!!!!FINALLY!!!CANNONBALLS!!😛😂*jumps in the water**Wet backpack,cellphone,Ipod,Wallet etc.*HIHI I GOT TOO EXCITED😜😂

Kris:Swimming is not my style😂So get the fuck out bitches😂I'm modelling here😂*got splashed by Chanyeol**on a wet look*Arrghhh!!😣Oh well,im still handsome😂*flies to galaxy*

Lay:*underwater**forgets to swim*Oh😂I REMEMBER SOMETHING!!😂IM..........ZHANG
YIXING😊Birth of date,October 7 1991😂Birthplace is in Changsha Hunan China😂Is a member of Exo😂A dancer and so handsome😂😘oh wel---*bumps on something*Waah!!WHO AM I?!?!😂😱

Kai:IM SOO HOT!!!!!😀HELLO GIRLS!!!😂WATCH ME SWIM!!😍*jumps in the water**boxer shorts has been remove when he dive*OHMYGOSSSSH!!!HYUNGS!!!😭CAN YOU PLEASE GET MY BOXER SHORTS OVER THERE!!!!*pointing at the boxer shorts while naked*😭😂

Tao:*in a big giant rubber ducky with his gucci bags wearing lifevest*KRIS-GEGE BOUGHT ME!!😝😁HAH!!YOUR JEALOUS RIGHT?!😍MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😆😂Get lost bitches😊😁

Luhan:*wears Hello Kitty Boxers**in the shallow part of the pool**tries to swim but failed*OMOOO!!!😱SEHUNNIE LOOK!!!I CAN SWIM NOW!!😆😁HEHE😆IM MANLY RIGHT?!😊

Sehun:Hyung??I need to....go😭*scratches head**Wearing hello kitty boxers with Luhan**Got scared for life😁**dives in the pool and didn't get out for 9 fucking hours*😱😁

Xiumin:Im hungry😆*silently eating with baozis in the corner*i want to swim but i cant leave my baozi's here😱Huhuhuhu😭*dramatically puts back the baozi and dives in the pool*

*after 32 seconds*

Xiumin:*from the water*WAAAAAH!!!😂IM HUNGRY AGAIN!!!😭I.NEED.MY.BAOZI'S.😆HUHUHUHU

D.O:Hush my little babies😒😂Im going to set you all free😆✌Goodbye!!!😁Happy eating!!!😁*creepingly puts the 474 piranha in the pool*Lol😂

EXO:...............

Chen:*on a canoe**hits everyone with water balls😘**Pours pees and poop of Vivi in the pool*ADIOSSS!!!~EVERYONE!!!😁HAPPY SWIMMING!!!😆😂HAHAHAHAHA😀

EXO:WE'LL KILL YOU!!!😁😭MWAHAHAHHAHA😀*sets their water gun*

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Wieeee😂i miss making scenarios here😂

Shammel04