Exo Jokes & Scenarios

Exo's confession at their dorm

Suho:I'm their Mom/leader/Grandpa😭but im still the one who pay their expenses??I want them to be independent from now on😎

Kris:I have feelings too😎but why they always put the chicken away from me😎Their not really my style

Baekhyun:There is a member in here that mistook my eyeliners as his pencils😭and he use it to draw his masterpiece😛😭*smh'ed*

Xiumin:Once,I put some foods in the refrigarator😭and the other day that i check it😂it was gone😭

Chanyeol:There is this member that i love😍but he is so creepy😍he has big creepy eyes and he is so small----

/D.O:*kills Chanyeol with a machine gun*/

Lay:I want to confess something😭once i saw Jane used my toothbrush to clean the toile---

Exo:Huh?What the fuck are you talking Yixing??😭Who is Jane??

Lay:Isn't that guy named Jane??😭*points at Chen*

Kai:Psh😡It's not my fault that im that dark😐why is my dark skin is always a big deal to them??😠HMMPHH...Jealous people😭😎

LuHan:They keep on teasing me because my room is more different than theirs😠😁Is HELLO KITTY themed room is not bad right??Always remember......IT'S A MANLY THING TO DESIGN YOUR ROOM INTO HELLO KITTY!!😍

Sehun:Once...i came to think by myself😂"Am i really the MAKNAE here??"😉😐
*dgaf to everyone*
*smh'ed"

Tao:Whenever we'll be watching movies or anime's they'll pick up the ugliest character and be like"Ohh look, that's TAO"and it will be me through the whole movie😠And btw THERE IS THIS PERSON WHO PROMISED ME THAT HE WILL BUY GUCCI,BUT THAT THING HE PROMISED IS ALMOST 3 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!FUCKYOUALL😠😂

D.O:I once taught them a recipe and fuck😠😡they put sugar instead of salt.How the hell they didn't notice that?!😠And it ends up that one of them is confined in the HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW😊because i hit his face with a bat😁

Chen:i blackmailed them in order to get what i want hahaha😂eventhough sometimes im making up some stories😂but well.....*shrugs*It works~😂And the last confession that i have is.....ALL OF THE EXO MEMBERS EXCEPT ME IS SO UGLY~😁HAHAHAHA

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HA-HA-HA-HA*lifeless laughs*Its so funny😔Ha-ha-ha

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