Exo Jokes & Scenarios

Exo as Student's and forgot their homework

Teacher:Okay class quiet!!!

Everyone:*quickly runs in their sits*

Teacher:Before we begin our session for today let me collect all your Homeworks,in a count of 10 all papers should be in front*starts counting*

/after taking all of the homeworks,The teacherr notice that 12 of her shitty students have no assignment/

"The 4 Mr.Kim,Mr.Do,Mr.Lu,Mr Oh,Mr.Wu,Mr.Zhang,Mr.Byun,Mr.Park,Mr.Huang??Where are your Homeworks??You all suppose to pass your homeworks right??

Suho:Ma'am I just got home from London last night for an Bussiness trip with mah dad,so i don't have time to make one,sorry ma'am

Teacher:Okay Suho,just tell me next time if you can't do it

Xiumin:The reason because i dont have an homework is because Ma'am i eat 100 baozi's last night

Teacher:You ate all night??0_0

Xiumin:*nods*

Tao:Uhmm...i have no homework because im busy searching for some sort of kind person in our village to accompany me in the bathroom lastnight

Teacher:Dafaq-_-///

Kris:Homework is not my style-_-

Teacher:How about you Lay??

Lay:What?Ahh my homework??*states at the teacher for 15 seconds*Btw what is an homework??😀

Baekhyun:I practice my singing last night ma'am

Teacher:Why??Our subject for today is Physics and you stay up practicing your singing last night??

Baekhyun:Yes ma'am,wanna hear mah singing??Ahem!Boom panes Boom Boom panes panes!!!!Boom-_-

Teacher:Shut it Mr.Byun!How about you Mr.Jongdae??Where's your homework??

Chen:it was eaten by a Blue pikachu and it ended up in the garbage can,thats all*smiles*

Teacher:Not again Jongdae-_-

D.O:I killed lastnigh----

Teacher:0______0

D.O:I killed our chicken last night and cook it into fried chicken for Jongin,ma'am don't be psychotic-_-

Chanyeol:I'm in the computer shop last night ma'am,i spazz about Dara noona*proud*

Chen:Ma'am look!!He even had a printed photo of Dara noona in his notebook!!*lifting the photo*

Chanyeol:You Dumbass!!Give it back!!!

Teacher:Mr.Oh??How about you??Have you done your homework??

Sehun:No*pokerface*

Teacher:Why??

Sehun:Because i dont want to-_-/walkouts/

Kai:Because I'm night shift in my night job ma'am*smirks*

Teacher:*Face started on becoming red*

Kai:I'm night shift in Mcdo😊Paparapapap /do the Mcdonald's sign/

Sehun:Ma'am is such Byun minded😂

Teacher:*fainted*

Suho:/calling School Guard,Barangay tanod,Barangay Captain,Police,FBI,Army's,Navy's,Maute Squad and The shitty School Nurse/

Everyone:/panicking/

/while luhan in the side is jumping in joy/

Luhan:YESSS!!IM SAVE!!!IM SAVE!!!!!IM M-A-N-L-Y!!!!!!!😀

/Turned their head to Luhan/

Evwryone:LU HANNN!!!!!!!!

Luhan:Is this some kind of a sign that i should be running right now??*runs*

Everyone:We'll kill you!!!!

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Wiieee!!How's it??Sorry for the wronging Grammaring😭😂