Exo Jokes & Scenarios

Exo as Criminals

/You came as a new prisoner in Exo's Jail/

Suho:Uhh..Welcome here in jail miss😊I'm Suho and this is the Boys

You:What brings you all in here??You all look innocent😪

Suho:I am known to be one of the richest person here in South Korea but i always waste my money by buying all the stuff's of mah children.

You:Then why are you here??

Suho:I stole my Dad's Black card😪

Dafaq-_-

Kris:Vandalism-_-I told them it's art-_-

/Kris:*Painting his masterpiece in the wall

Police:Pssst!!Tall guy!!!Stop what your doing!!That's vandalism!!I am going to arrest you!!/

Xiumin:I got arrested because i am so cute^O^

You:Waaaah Ahh Kyeopta!!*pinch his cheek*

Lay:I got arrested because am...Ahhh....Ah okay....Wait??I forgot then-_-///

Haysss

Chanyeol:I got arrested because of my Derping face😁

/Chanyeol;*derp*ANNYEONG~

People:Wtf!!!A Derping Monster!!!Waaaah----*faints*/

You:Ohh Hi miss---

Luhan:Shut the fuck up cutie!!!😪Im manly

You:What brings you in here??

Luhan:I got framed because they say that i enter the wrong comfort room

/Luhan;*enter's men cr*

Boys:Weweeeet!!!Wanna hang??

Boys:So pretty miss😍😢Can i take you out??

Luhan:*smash all the boys inside*/

You;How about that tanned skin guy??Why is he framed??

Kai:Rape.*smirk*

You:*gulp*

Chen:I got arrested because i trolled our manager😂

Not again Jongdae-_-

Tao:Just by asking that woman to buy me those precious gucci bag-_-

You:Why??Are you related to that woman??

Tao:NO!!!!Why??is it wrong to ask a stranger to buy you something??

-_-

You:And you??Why are your arms bleeding??*shock*

Baekhyun:I stole a wallet of a stranger because i fucking want to buy those limited edition eyeliners^_^||But that person stab me with those eyeliners i bought😭I don't know if he is framed for doing this to me😭

Police:New Prisoner!!!

*and then their is a small guy with a very dark aura enters*

D.O:You!!!!

Baekhyun:Omooo!!!You!!!!

D.O:Your the reason why im here right now!!!😈

Baekhyun:Omo!!I'm so sorry😭i really want some money so that i stole your wallet just to buy those eyeliner---Waaah!!!

D.O:*get his knife from his shoes*Em gonna kill you!!!😠

You:WAAAAAH!!STOP THE RUCKUS EVERYONE!!!😭😭FUCK THIS IM OUT😭😎

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Psychopath Kyungsoo-_-

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