Chinese man : *throws shoe*
me : *ducks* WHAT?! Why did you do that! WHO THROWS A SHOE?! HONESTLY! YOU FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN!
Chinese man : This just got real * calls Jackie-Chan*
YOU ARE READING
MY RANDOMNESS KILLS
Humorthis book is sooooo funny and really random that you WILL JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS ( SEE WHAT I DID THERE )-( A BIT OF THE LONELY ISLAND EH EH *NUDGE NUGDE* *WINK WINK* *PUSH PUSH* *SLAP SLAP* *HITS YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT* I might also include some thing...
