me: *at the supermarket*
ooooo I'm gonna give Josh a card!
me: *goes to cards section*
*takes one and reads dramatically* I love you like old people love chicken
*dramatically gasps* it's perfect!
YOU ARE READING
MY RANDOMNESS KILLS
Humorthis book is sooooo funny and really random that you WILL JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS ( SEE WHAT I DID THERE )-( A BIT OF THE LONELY ISLAND EH EH *NUDGE NUGDE* *WINK WINK* *PUSH PUSH* *SLAP SLAP* *HITS YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT* I might also include some thing...
