me: *sitting on the kitchen floor* laura gimme a hug
laura: no
me: laura gimme a hug!
laura: no!
me: DAMN IT! GIVE ME LOVE LAURA!
laura: NO!
me: *jumps on laura*
laura: ARGH! SOMEONE HELP! SHE'S GOT ME ON LOCKDOWN!!!
marcus: sorry but your on your own buddy
laura: ARGH! YOU TRAITOR! YOU SHOULD BE CHARGED FOR TREASON!
marcus:.....
me: *gets off laura* sheesh and you guys call me crazy!
*goes to ride a llama*
YOU ARE READING
MY RANDOMNESS KILLS
Humorthis book is sooooo funny and really random that you WILL JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS ( SEE WHAT I DID THERE )-( A BIT OF THE LONELY ISLAND EH EH *NUDGE NUGDE* *WINK WINK* *PUSH PUSH* *SLAP SLAP* *HITS YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT* I might also include some thing...
