Mom: did you get home safely
Maxine: no I died a few times
Mom: don't you dare play like that with me young lady!
Maxine: I'm not I swear! call me crazy but I see a halo on my head! plus you can ask Aisha the narrator!
Mom: Aisha is this true
Me: you just died in a car crash for texting while driving, toodeloo!
Me:... but don't worry, I'll revive you all.
* revives them all*
YOU ARE READING
MY RANDOMNESS KILLS
Humorthis book is sooooo funny and really random that you WILL JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS ( SEE WHAT I DID THERE )-( A BIT OF THE LONELY ISLAND EH EH *NUDGE NUGDE* *WINK WINK* *PUSH PUSH* *SLAP SLAP* *HITS YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT* I might also include some thing...
