Gather around children, *cue dreamy, calm and gentle music*
today I am here to tell you a *cut music and make it scratchy* FREAKY story that my dad told me once*cue memory blur*
It all began in a Mental Asylum/Mental Institution/Nut house
The secretary of the building was having an important meeting with the manager, "sir, I'm afraid that the whole area is packed and full, there is no more room for the new mental people!"
"WHAT?!" he screeched, "how could you let this happen?! " he continued, "BUT. Since I am an amazingly smart manager..." he gloated, "I have already got a plan"
"I am all ears" the poor woman who's ears have probably fallen and ran away said.
"okay, so we shall call all of them into a room for a meeting, we tell them that they can leave if they pass these questions" "which is..." "well we shall give them tasks that are impossible to do, the people who know that it isn't possible will be free from this godforsaken place" "okay, I'll set it all up"
**2 days later**
"Welcome everyone!" said the manager to the maniacs.
"today I am here to test you and if you pass, you are FREE to go".
"Now let's get started, how many of you can go fetch water in this basket" Everyone put their hand up except for a man.
"why didn't you put your hand up?" asked the manager to the man, "I didn't put my hand up because it isn't possible to put water in a basket"
"you are correct!" said the manager, "so you get to go if you answer this last question, where is the moon?" the manager asked.
"It's up there" said the man, "you are corre-" the manager began but was cut short by the man saying "it is also here! and there! and there! " he screamed pointing at the ceiling, the wall and basically everywhere.............
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now tell me....did I freak you out.....*cue creeper face*
YOU ARE READING
MY RANDOMNESS KILLS
Humorthis book is sooooo funny and really random that you WILL JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS ( SEE WHAT I DID THERE )-( A BIT OF THE LONELY ISLAND EH EH *NUDGE NUGDE* *WINK WINK* *PUSH PUSH* *SLAP SLAP* *HITS YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT* I might also include some thing...
