guys please read my book 'ALMOST LIKE SONGS IN REAL LIFE! !!!!!!'
why? you ask, well basically it's songs, celebrities and lyrics mushed up together and combined into saucy short stories (I said saucy because I want a triple alliteration for some weird reason)
goodbye my fellow shashians and may the forces be with you.
~Your stalker
YOU ARE READING
MY RANDOMNESS KILLS
Humorthis book is sooooo funny and really random that you WILL JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS ( SEE WHAT I DID THERE )-( A BIT OF THE LONELY ISLAND EH EH *NUDGE NUGDE* *WINK WINK* *PUSH PUSH* *SLAP SLAP* *HITS YOU WITH A BASEBALL BAT* I might also include some thing...
