💦 Your Dad is a Pharmacist 💦

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Jaeden
+ Goes to the Pharmacy
+ Buys a condom
+ Your Dad stared at him wide eyed
+ He realizes it
+ Awkwardly buys it
+ Faints

Wyatt
+ Goes to the Pharmacy
+ "Do you have a condom?"
+ "Uh, Wyatt?"
+ "Wha-?, Oh shit,"
+ "Um, its for my brother,"
+ "Okay,"
+ Buys for it awkwardly
+ Nice fucking save
+ Teases him when he told you about it

Finn
+ Goes to the Pharmacy
+ "Do you have a condom?"
+ Your Dad eyes widen
+ Your Dad jaw dropped
+ Him reaching his wallet in his pocket
+ "Could you find a one that is chocolate flavored?"
+ "Ehem,"
+ Him realizing it
+ Oh shit
+ Puts the money in the counter
+ Grabs the condom
+ Run away
+ Fuckin dEd

Jack
+ Goes to the Pharmacy
+ "Can I have a condom?"
+ Your Dad is shook
+ "Oh hey Y/N's Dad!"
+ Shaking his hand
+ "Can I have the one that is flavored?"
+ Still shook
+ "Since its for your daughter, Do I have a discount?"
+ Your Dad gave it to him
+ Your Dad faints
+ "Thanks for the discount!"
+ Him walking away
+ Not realizing what he's done
+ Fucking ded at home

Chosen
+ Goes to the Pharmacy
+ "Can I buy a-"
+ Realizing it right away
+ "Uh, nothing, I'll buy nothing,"
+ Nice save bruh
+ What a Pure Christian
+ Not today Satan

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