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The Bet (Request)🔶

My vocab died.

Thank you for your request pandymandy1234

Edd, Matt, and I were all sitting around the living room watching TV. I was sitting, arms crossed and glaring daggers at Edd.

Earlier today I bed that Edd couldn't drink 12 cans of cola without throwing up, the consequence was that he would pay for lunch.

It was painfully obvious what would happen, however Edd was determined. The brit had bought the cans, and downed all 12 of them in under 10 minutes.   

Now I sat, waiting for him to decide my fate.

The floorboards behind me creaked and I turned around, my gaze was met with Tord's.

The Norwegian looked as if he had just woken up from a nap. He rubbed his tired eyes with his fist, yawned, then clumsily stumbled his way into the kitchen.   

I caught Edd staring at me, a mischievous smirk plastered on his face.  'No' I mouthed, already predicting what he was going to say.

"Tom, since you lost a bet today, you and Tord have to date for the day." I scowled, baring my teeth at my friend. The brit in green just clapped his hands together joyfully.  "Well, why don't you go ask him out?" He knew, he knew I like him.  Now he's using my dark secret against me! That son of a-

My body stiffened. "How about, no?"

"Would you rather I suggest you skip all the fluffy stuff and dive right into a kiss?"

"Alright, I'll go ask him then."  I stood up from the couch and cautiously approached Tord who was in the kitchen preparing himself some tea.   
He was slowly moving around, still sleepy from his nap.  "Hey, Tom."  The Norwegian greeted, his accented voice still groggy.

"Hey, Tord,  I have to ask you of something." My shaky hand rose to rub the back of my neck.

"Mhm?"  He spun around and leaned against the counter, his hands behind his back shielding it from the sharp edge of the surface top.

"I just lost a bet to Edd and as of now, we are apparently dating."

"Us?  Dating?"  The communist's eyes momentarily widened only to snap shut again.   "Has Edd lost his marbles?"

"Probably." He only laughed, however it came out forced and slightly nervous.

"I'm sure he's not gonna be to strict on that." Tord said in an attempt to reassure himself.

Edd then walked in, dancing on his toes. "What got you in a mood?"

"You two." He sang.

The Norwegian's brow furrowed. "Edd, you're crazy to think I'll go out with him."

The Brit smiled. "Wouldn't that mean I'm not crazy since you are?"  I retreated a step from Tord.

We were both internally screaming.

"Well, its nearly 6 pm, Matt and I are going to leave for dinner in a few minutes.  And so help me if I return to find the house on fire." With that he twirled away enthusiastically.

I folded my bare arms and propped myself up on the counter beside the communist. "This is gonna be one weird day."  Tord nodded his head in agreement, his tangled, golden-brown hair bobbing with the movement.