Dance Little Liar(Arctic Monkeys)

You've pulled

"Alexander David Turner, what did you just say to my little sister?" Matt was filled with anger. For once Alex was speechless.

"Well, what did you say?"

"I-"

"Alex and I are a couple now, for your information, you just happened to overhear an intimate part of our relationship" I say, cutting Al off. Alex was still speechless.

"You're a couple? Jen I thought you hated the guy!"

"He's changed, i think you of all people should know that."

"But still, its weird!"

"Matt, would you rather that I fell for a chav with tattoo sleeves and no money or brains, or would you rather let me date your best friend who you trust?"

"Well I suppose i would prefer that you would date someone like Al-"

"Aww, I'm so glad that I have your permission to date Al!! I love you Matt!"

Matt was now speechless.

"Why don't you give me and Al some privacy?"

"Ummm-"

Before he can think of a reply I push him back into the flat and slide the door shut. I lock it so no one can get out.

"What the fuck Jen? Since when are we a couple?"

"He would of got so much madder if I told him you were just gonna use me, Al."

"So we have to pretend that we're a couple?"

"Only for a few days and then I will just tell him that we decided that we should just stay friends."

"This makes no sense, will you even remember this in the morning when your head is banging and you're throwing up everywhere?"

"I will write it down!"

"Jen, we need to go inside for a pen and paper, MATTS INSIDE!"

"Well we can't stay out here forever, come on and follow my lead"

"How pissed are you?" Al asks

"Very" I say. I grab Alex's hand and we open the door and walk towards Al's bedroom.

Jamie wolf whistles at us. My face turns bright red. "You've pulled, Al, congratulations!" Nick says

"Shut up dude!"

Matt is silent.

As we reach Alex's room, I quickly run in and grab a pen and paper. Al shuts the door behind us.

"The others probably think that we're fucking each other right now." Al smirks

"Well there wrong"

"We always could...you know"

"No! I still think you're an asshole, there is no chance in hell that I am going to let you have sex with me."

"You sure 'bout that?"

"110%"

Al remains silent while I finish writing the events down. I fold the piece of paper and stuff it down my bra. I turn to face Al, "come on, lets finish partying!"