Dance Little Liar(Arctic Monkeys)

Its as weird as

JEN POV

I gave up waiting for my pancakes as it had been an hour and Al hadn't come in with them yet.

As I walked out into the kitchen I saw flour and batter all over the worktops. Several pancakes were on the floor and one managed to stick to the ceiling.

"Whats going on here?" I ask, Al had flour all over his clothes and Matt, Cookie and Miles looked like they were trying to help but were just standing there-typical.

"I'm not really a cook..." Al says, smiling pathetically

"Yeah I can tell" I laugh. "Let me show you how its done" I grab the frying pan from Al's hand and flip the pancake. Luckily it landed back in the pan!

"Pass me a plate would ya?" Al passes me a plate and I slide the pancake onto it.

"Lemon and sugar?" Before Al could answer I squeeze lemon juice and sprinkle some sugar over the pancake.

"Enjoy!"

"I was the one that was meant to make you breakfast darl!"

"Well since you can't cook, I thought it would be best to save you from your misery!"

"Well thank you Jennifer Helders" he says laughing

"You're welcome Alexander David Turner" we both smile at each other

"Why the fuck are you calling each other by your full names?" Matt asks,"its as weird as fuck"

"Well your not getting pancakes" I snap back at him, I turn and talk to Alex. "Another one?" He nods enthusiastically as his mouth is full of food. Matt walks out of the kitchen in a strop.

"He can be a prick sometimes" I say

"Tell me about it" Alex responds as he takes the last bite of his pancake. "These are lovely darlin', thank you very much" he gives me a kiss on the cheek

"You're welcome Al" I say with a massive grin across my face,"here have another one"

"Ay Jen, you're the best" he says like a young boy

"I really am aren't I?!"