Dance Little Liar(Arctic Monkeys)

Fetus Alex?

An hour later we returned from our walk. Well I say walk, we actually ended up in a shop for half an hour because Alex's hair had "fucked up". He got hit in the head by a football when we were in the park. I was crying of laughter where as Alex was outraged. His quiff had been completely flattened, his hair fell over his forehead. "You look like fetus Alex again!" I told him, wiping my tears

"Fetus Alex?"

"Thats what people call you back in England. You know, before you discovered hair gel!"

"I looked shit then, just as bad as I do now"

"You look cute Al"

"Is that I compliment?"

"Maybe"

"Ladies and gentlemen, Jen's trying to get into my pants"

"Fuck off"

"But seriously, I need a mirror can we just pop in that shop over there?"

"But Al-"

He grabs my arm and pulls me into the shop. I frowned at him for the next half hour.

Anyway, when we finally got home, Matt was already there.

"Guys, to make up for my shitty behaviour I got you guys a little gift."

"Matt, we don't need any presents-"

"But I insist"

Matt placed a piece of paper into my hand"

I sighed and then unfolded the paper.

"What is this?" I ask puzzled

"Just to prove that I'm ok with you two together I booked you a romantic weekend break in a country hotel!"

"OH MY GOD!" Alex blurts out

I was speechless for a few seconds but then I realised I had to say something.

"Thank you so much Matt, this will be just perfect, I can't believe you did this. How much did it cost?"

"Jen, I'm famous it doesn't matter how much it was. Now, you to go and pack!"

I grabbed Alex's hand and ran into the bedroom.

"What the fuck are we going to do?" Al asked

"Keep your voice down, he's in the next room"

"Sorry, but do you have any suggestions about this?"

"I think we should go"

"You want to go on a romantic weekend with me?" he says as he raises one of his eyebrows"I must say, I'm quite flattered"

"Well, i don't really see a better option"

"You're about to spend a weekend with the sexiest guy in town"

__________________________