Mr. Right (a Robert Downey Jr. teacher student fan fic)*UNDER MAJOR EDITING*

Chapter 36: House Hunting

"Your chariot awaits ma lady." says Jude. Roberts grip on me tightens and his bright smile turns to more of a crooked one.

"No Jude. My lady." He plainly states, emphasizing the my.

"Calm down Mr. Downey."

"Well whatever happened to Robbie bear?" he asks, this time directing the question towards Jude.

"Robert, you're my Robbie bear not Jude's and I'm your lady not his. Stop acting like a baby and let's get a move on so I can get off of my aching feet." I state. We get in the car and he stares at me for the longest time. I can almost feel his eyes burning into my skin.

"Can I help you Mr. Downey?"

"No, it's just that you're going to be an amazing mother, and a beautiful one too Mrs. Downey."

"It's Ms. Miers to you Downey."

"Really? I thought you wanted to be the future Mrs. Downey? You just love being difficult don't you baby?" he asks jokingly.

"Fuck off Robert." I say. The guilt hits me like a wave after I say that. I can tell that he wants to comment on what I said but he bites his tongue and looks away. A tear falls from my face and I laugh a frustrated laugh. "What's wrong with me?! Why can't I just simply say something and not piss someone off? I cry about everything and I'm obviously getting on your nerves. I'm so sorry Robert." I'm sobbing now for no fucking reason! Robert wraps his arm around me and kisses my forehead.

"Alyssa it's not your fault. I'm not going to lie, you are pissing me off but I'm able to push it as side and ignore it because I realize that it's only your hormones going crazy and all of this is for our future children. I still love you and that love grows every day. All you're looking at is the negatives but the way I see it is that this is pulling us closer and testing our limits for each other. It's preparing us for parentship."

"I don't know what I would do without you Robbie bear." He just grins and kisses me on the lips, fighting the urge to deepen it. Jude just laughs as Robert wipes away my tears.

"Shut up Judsie! My fiancé is troubled and I'm helping her."

"You make it sound like I have a mental problem." I say jokingly. He covers my ears and whisper-shouts to Jude saying, "She does but she's not allowed to know."

I slap his hands away and playfully hit him in the side.

"I do not have a mental problem!"

"I know, I'm just kidding babe. I love you!"

"I love you too Robbie! were here!" yells Jude.

"Son of a cock loving whore! you make it sound like were gay together Judesie!"

(( A/N: No offense to any gay or lesbian readers!))

"And yet you're the one calling me Judsie.."

We approach the house and and I hate it. It's horrifyingly ugly and the color disturbs me. I look at Robert and he agrees. The outside of the house is a baby poop green and the wood is rotting and falling apart. I turn around and I see Jude smirking.

"What's so funny?" I ask.

"Well, this isn't the house I'm supposed to show you. That one is!" he says, pointing to a beyond beautiful two story house that happens to be almost directly on the beach. We walk over to it and the color of the hose becomes clearer. It's an off-white house with a hint of faded teal. This is like the house of my dreams. I look over the gate and spot a fairly large pool and I quietly squeal. Robert hears and chuckles. We walk inside of the house and the first thing I see is a stairway and the large living room off to the left. To the right is a spacious kitchen with all of the newest appliances to my benefit. Robert tries to cook and for the most part it tastes delicious, it's just that it takes many attempts and.. some guidance to say the least.

Robert pulls me upstairs avoiding the living room for some odd reason. We walk into the master bedroom on the right side of the hall. The bed is huge and covered in a grey and neon green zigzag striped comforter. The room is filled with familiar items and fully furnished which confuses me. To the right of the room is a small master bathroom. The next three rooms are empty except for another standalone bathroom. The last room on the top floor is the room I recognize as the nursery. Half of the room is is a light pink and the other half is a faded sky blue. The pink half is set up for a girl and the blue half is set up for a boy. This house seems to be perfectly set up for our family in the very near future. We slowly walk down the stairs to the living room to see Indio on the couch playing on our play station 3 that I discovered missing the other day. Robert just told me that he packed it up already and my gullible self fell for it. I look over at Robert and he smiles.

"Robert, how come this house seems like it was made perfect just for us?"

"Well, I sorta already bought it and fixed it up for us five. Do yo-"

"Wait, five?"

"Well if it's okay with you, Indio has a room in the basement next to my amazingly wonderful man cave!" he says. "If you're wondering, it consists of some weights, a punching bag, a practice dummy, a mini recording studio and a flatscreen with three massage chairs."

"I'm in love with this house baby! We should go home so we can pack the rest of the stuff."

"Indio, Jude, and I have that covered already. I need you to sit and relax so you don't overwork yourself or the twins. Gwen and Elsa will be by in a bit and Chris is helping us move too. I love you babe." he says and kisses me on the head before he rushes out of the door. He's so adorable. Strange, but adorable.

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That was good in the beginning but then it just turned into horse manure.

(I crack my self up XD) anywho sorry it was boring. I tried. Vote and comment please.