Misguided

Matthew's Back

The next day Andrew woke up to his phone ringing.

"Hello?" He said in a raspy voice.

"Sup cuzzzzzo."

"Matthew?" Andrew got up from his bed.

"How's it going little cousin?"

"Good, how have you been man? I miss your crazy ass!"

"Ehh I'll be better when I'm home."

"When do you get back?"

"Well let's see.. I'm about two minutes from your house now."

"What?!"

"Haha get your ass up and get ready. You're taking me to lunch faggot!"

"Ugh alright dick."

"See you in a bit, bye."

"Late."

Andrew got out of bed and walked to his dresser. He opened two drawers and grabbed a pair of boxer briefs and basketball shorts. He walked to the bathroom and turned the shower on.

"Mom!" He called from the door opening. No one answered. He ignored it and jumped in the shower. He put his briefs and shorts on then walked to his room.

"Bitch!" Andrew felt an arm wrap around his neck. He grabbed the intruders leg and flipped him on the ground.

"Not today asshole." Andrew joked while helping Matthew up.

"Damn, learned some new moves or what?" He groaned while popping his back.

"Kinda."

Matthew was Andrew's older cousin, he was only four months older. He was close to average height. A built dude. He has dark brown hair, a buzz cut. He was wearing a dark green shirt and camo pants. He was training to go to the military.

"How was military camp or where ever you were at?"

"Basic training's a bitch dude. Never knew I could hate working out." He chuckled.

"Looks like you gotta keep working if I could knock you on your ass!" Andrew laughed.

"Fuck you! I wasn't ready."

"No, you planned the attack. I was the one not ready."

"Yeah yeah, whatever. I'm fucking hungry."

"Let's go to bdubs." Andrew said while putting a shirt on.

"You know me so well."

"We only grew up together fag." He slipped his shoes on and grabbed his key and wallet.

They got to bdubs and grabbed a table.

"How's everything been for you?" Matthew said with a concerned look.

"Better. A lot better."

"That's good"

"Haha yeah. Oh and I'm gonna be a dad."

"Are you serious?! That's crazy! Boy or girl?!"

"Both" Andrew smiled.

"That's insane!"

"Yeah, how have you been?"

"Good. I need to party, I miss it!"

"Girls, alcohol, or drugs?"

"All of the above."

"I got you this weekend."

"I fucking love you cuz!"

"Love you too, I missed you man."

"I missed you too."

They ordered and ate their lunch while they continued to catch up on the missed times. When they finished they paid their bill, well Andrew paid their bill and they walked out.

"I want you to meet her." Andrew said while unlocking the door. They both got in the car.

"I wanna meet her, lets go?"

"She's probably at cheer practice."

"She's cheering with your kids? You got a stupid one didn't you?"

"No! She's the cheer manager. She used to cheer but you can't cheer while pregnant so her coach helped her out."

"Well what are you waiting for?! Let's go!"

"Ok!" Andrew laughed and drove to the school. They walked to the cheer tent. Heather saw Andrew and her face began to glow.

"Hey babe." She wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Hey my love. I wanted you to meet my big cousin, this is Matthew." Andrew turned around to find Matthew talking to one of the cheerleaders.

"So you're a senior?" He smirked.

"Yeah. You're in the military."

"Marines." He said with confidence.

"That's hot." She bit her lip.

"Can I get your number?" He pulled out his phone. "I'll show you what the military teaches you." She whispered in her ear. She typed her number in his phone.

"Jessica right?"

"Yeah!"

"Matthew!" Andrew gave him a death look.

"I'll call you." He hugged her and walked towards the two.

"What are you doing?!" Andrew asked.

"Well I just got a baddie's number, what about you?"

"She's a senior bro."

"I'd be a senior if I didn't leave for the military dumbass."

"Whatever. Anyways this is Heather. Babe this is my asshole of a cousin, Matthew."

"Nice to meet you." The hugged each other.

"Well that's all I wanted, call me when you're done with practice?"

"Of course." She kissed him.

Andrew shoved Matthew.

"Let's go fag."

Matthew turned back and winked at Jessica. They both went back to Andrew's house.