Friend: Dude are you ok?
Me: Um yeah why?
Friend: Cause you got drunk last night, it was hilarious...
Me: I wasn't that drunk.
Friend: You were chopping a pineapple yelling "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!!"
Me: Thats embarrassing... -.-
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Funny Comebacks and Jokes!
RandomAround the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.
