Dad: Why did I get a call from your teacher??
Me: Dad, because she got mad at the whole class because everyone wasn't paying attention. So she yelled at us to sit down and asked us " If you think your stupid stand up.. "
Dad: And...
Me: I stood up.
Dad: AND...
Me: She asked me " So you think your stupid? " so I told her " No, I just feel bad that your standing alone.. "
Dad: You are so my son...
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Funny Comebacks and Jokes!
RandomAround the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.
