There was once a magic mirror, that would kill you if you lied to it.
One day a brunette was applying her makeup, and paused saying,
" I think I'm the prettiest woman alive! " and dropped dead.
The next day, a red head was brushing her hair. She said " I think I'm the smartest person alive! " and she dropped dead.
Then the 3rd day, a blonde women, was flossing her teeth and paused to say " I think- " and dropped dead.
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