Friend: You were so drunk last night...
Me: I don't get drunk...
Friend: Really? You stuffed my cat in my pillow running around screaming "ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILLOW PET!!"
Me: Oh...
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Funny Comebacks and Jokes!
RandomAround the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.
