At a restaurant*
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No, no, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.
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Joke 35
At a restaurant*
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No, no, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.
