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Mini Series: Part 4 {UNDER REFERB}

When I was young and just a bad little kid

My tallest noticed funny things I did

Like shootin' things with a laser gun

I'd poison guppies, and when I was done

I'd find an enemy and bash his head!

That's when my tallest said

"What did they say?"

She said "My boy, I think someday

You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay"

You'll be a dentist

(Be a dentist)

You have a talent for causing things pain

(Pain)

Son, be a dentist

(Son, be a dentist)

People will pay you to be inhumane

(Inhumane)

Your temperament's wrong for the
priesthood

And teaching would suit you still less

Son, be a dentist you'll be a success

"Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque!"

"Watch him suck up that gas oh my god!"

"He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good."

"Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?"

"Oh, that hurts! wait, I'm not numb!"

"Ehh, shut up, open wide, here I come!"

I am your dentist

(Goodness Gracious!)

And I enjoy the career that I picked

(Love it)

I am your dentist

(Fitting braces)

And I get off on the pain I inflict

(You really love it)

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

(Ooh, bicuspid!)

It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted

(Dentist)

And though it may 'cause my patients distress

(Distress)

Somewhere, somewhere in space above me

I know that my tallest is proud of me!

'Cause I'm a dentist and a success!

"Say Aaah."

"Aaah."

"Say aaah!"

"Aaah!"

"SAY AAAH!"

"AAAH!"

"NOW SPIT!"

Later that night, Dib had finally closed up Shop at his Garage display. The plant had gotten significantly bigger, and he questioned how he was going to even feed the thing. That was until he heard someone behind him. "Hello Dib!" Dib clenched his fists. "Zim." He growled. As he turned around Zim leaned on the garage door. "I've been seeing you all over the human news. That plant of yours is....fascinating." Dib's anger kept boiling and boiling until you came out. "Hi Zim." You said softly. "Ah yes there she is! My test patient for dental work." Dib looked at you wide eyed. "Dib please." You whispered trying to calm him down. The two of you left, even though you had no intentions of wanting to do this.