IT preferences

Things My Friends Say (losers)

I did one of these where it's your life/relationship as things I've said... well now it's things my friends said!!
...As you can tell I'm running very low on ideas.

Eddie:
"I was in gym and I did one push up than I puked!"

Richie:
*says at 2 am while half asleep*
"Let's play beer pong again!"

Ben:
"Pop can asmr!"

Stan:
"I'm a beaitiful butterfly.... oh gosh there's people!"

Mike:
"I gotta lay down now... I had one too many cheetos! *falls off the bed*"

Beverly:
"AT LEAST MY BOYFRIEND WASHES HIS HANDS!"

Bill:
"My favourite flavour of popsicle is STICK!"