Episode 10 :)
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"Please, Grandma...just... she doesn't want to get on a plane." Daniel explained to his Grandma. I ate an apple, chewing with my mouth open purposely cause I knew Daniel hated it. He glared at me. I giggled. "Yes, Grandma." He smiled big. "Thanks Gram!" He then hung up.
"She agreed?" I asked. He nodded frantically.
"She'll be here tomorrow and will leave by Tuesday." Daniel said.
"She's not staying here, right?" I looked at him. He rolled his eyes.
"Yes, because I would let my Grandma stay over at my best friend's house when they don't even know each other." he said sarcastically. I rolled my eyes. "Which reminds me don't tell my Grandma you live with your mom, she'll think you're some....hopeless woman who can't get a life on their own." He said. "She might even tell you to get a life."
"Um...I'll keep that in mind." I said. He nodded, he lifted my chin with his finger, closing my mouth.
"Close your mouth when you chew." He said, disgusted. I laughed.
"AWW!" Daniel and I both looked towards the hall way where Kaye was. "See you do love each other," Daniel and I both looked at each other than back at her. "you two are just....MEANT to be!!" She squealed. "You should get married and have KathNiel babies!"
The room fell awkwardly silent after her out burst. She giggled, breaking the silence slightly. "Kaye, can't you go.....masturbate or something." She glared at me.
"Actually I'm going on a date." She smirked.
"Great and it only took you 10 years to get one!" I exclaimed, giving her a thumbs up. Daniel laughed loudly.
"You haven't been on a date in 10 years?!" He continued to laugh loudly. Kaye glared at us and crossed her arms.
"9 years." She corrected. "I'm 27, I've got time." She said.
"Are you sure? I think I see a wrinkle appearing." I said. She gasped and slapped a palm over her forehead. She screamed and ran upstairs.
"OH MY GOD!" I heard her scream from upstairs, Daniel and I both burst into laughter. We did our famous handshake.
"You never know, it might be in the genes, I think you've got a few wrinkles here and there." He said, outlining them with his index finger, my smile dropped.
"WHAT!? HOW?! I'M ONLY 23!!" I exclaimed. He chuckled, gave me a spoon, I was almost to terrified to look, I opened one eye, prepared to face my horror. I then opened both eyes and slammed the spoon down. "There's no wrinkle." I glared.
He smiled smugly. "Heh...woops....?" He looked at me nervously. I got out from behind the kitchen counter.
"You..." I scowled. He screamed his so called "Guy" scream as he calls it, but I think it sounds pretty much like a girls. Oh well, I'll let the guy dream. He dashed out of the kitchen and took cover behind the tall lamp.
"Kathryn....Please...Spare me!" He cried, holding the lamp pole for protection. I grabbed him, throwing him to the floor with a loud thud, I fell on top of him. He looked up at me, staring into my eyes.
"Really, DJ? Really?!" I queried in disbelief.
"Sorry." he said, his cheeks turning a light pink. I rolled my eyes and stayed on top of him. I sat up, my legs locked around his hips. I looked at my un-manicured finger nails and blew on them. I started whistling. "Kathryn..." He groaned. "You're heavier than you look."
I scoffed and looked down at him. "What did you just say?" I asked, leaning down so our faces were inches apart. He gulped.
"Don't hurt me..." He said in a small, kids voice. I glared.
"I don't know...you've been a baaaaaaaaaaaaadddd cookie." I said. He looked at me weirdly.
"Bad cookie?" He asked. I shrugged. Suddenly we heard someone clear their throat. We both looked over to find Mom standing in the door way, arms full of groceries. I then realized how I was on Daniel, I still had my legs around his hips. I looked back at Daniel, our lips were inches apart and now I could feel his breath on my lips. I sat up straight almost immediately. I cleared my throat as well as I got off of Daniel, I straightened my clothes.
"Uh, Hey mom." I said. Well, this was definitely unexpected....and awkward.
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