all in my head || reddie / kasbrough

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shit i gotta come up with a plan now oOf; ships are gonna come later bc like hello a clown is trying to kill them???? also i wanted to use like badass lyrics for this chapter sooo

"TOLD ME I WAS AWFUL AND THAT SHIT DID NOT PHASE ME. TELL ME HOW I SUCK AGAIN, MY MEMORY IS HAZY." - bonfire: childish gambino (glass bones remix)

"Okay, so what I'm hearing is that you believe we could come up with a plan to stop a fucking psycho clown?" Stanley asked with a roll of his eyes.

"Yes, that's what I'm saying dumbass," Beverly hissed at the boy who replied by flipping her off.

Beverly clasped her hands together and looked at her friends hopefully, "Anyone got any ideas?" (i surely dont lmao but lemme make something up real quick!)

"What if we get the kids from next door to help? I've heard that Steve Harrington knows how to use a bat really well," Eddie said as he remembered the group of boys in Bev's neighborhood. (fuck yes a stranger things crossover bitches,, i just thought of this and i was like yES)

"That's such an excellent idea, Eds!" Beverly exclaimed while Eddie and Richie both cringed.

"And apparently some girl two houses down has superpowers or some shit, so that would help," Stanley suggested with a shrug of his shoulders.

"Holy shit! We're gonna do this," Ben whispered frightenedly.

"Yes, we are, Ben, but don't worry, I'll be sure to protect you," she grinned.

"Can we stop with the romance for one goddamn second?" Stanley scowled as Ben and Bev flushed crimson.

"We have to make sure Bill stays in that hospital until this shit is over," he added a second later.

Everyone nodded and they all went out the door.

*

"How may I help you?"

"We're looking for Steve Harrington?" Eddie said unsure.

"He's down in the basement, come on in," she gestured the losers into the house.

"Okay, everybody listen to me. Play it cool, alright?" Stanley pointed at them with his eyes narrowed.

A crash was heard as Stanley accidentally tripped, earning laughs from his friends.

"So cool, huh?" Richie whispered to Eddie who chuckled.

"Oh shut the hell up, let's go," Stanley huffed, leading them to the basement.

They all stepped into the room and looked at the individuals. There was mostly boys with the exception of one girl.

Steve took notice of them and sat up quickly, "Hey, it's the losers from down the block!"

They all groaned in response.

"Listen, we need your help," Eddie pleaded.

"Why would I help you?" Steve questioned
and then pushed some curly-haired kid who was playing with a spiked bat.

"Because if you don't, a killer clown is going to fucking murder you," Stanley raised his eyebrows.

"Oh."

"Yeah.. now let's plan because we need everyone to help if we want to get rid of this creepy ass clown."

*

"Okay, so we lure him to my basement and use Eddie as bait."

"What?!" Richie spit out his water, soaking Beverly and Stan once again.

"You've got to be shitting me!" Stanley yelled as Beverly smacked Richie.

"The clown seems to like hurting me," Eddie explained to Richie as the rest of the group kept discussing.

"But, I can't lose you, Eddie," Richie's hand found Eddie's soft one.

Eddie scrunched his eyebrows together and then said slowly, "You won't."

"Come on, we have to listen to them, Rich," Eddie focused his attention back to the group.

"Then, after the clown comes here, I'm going to hit him with my bat while Dustin gets his freaky pet to attack him," Steve pointed at Dustin who nodded back.

"And then Eleven is going to do some magic voodoo shit on him which will weaken him, and we just fight I guess," Steve shrugged.

"Then, let's fight."

oh god this is horrible and short but i actually really like this crossover idea hbu?