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Brendon - ryan, how drunk was i last night?

Ryan - well.....

Brendon - well???

Ryan - in the Wal-Mart when the loud speaker came on you dropped to your knees and said "The good lord has spoken!!"

Brendon - amazing

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Frank - i wasn't that drunk last night

Gerard - boi, you threw a book at my face yelling FACEBOOK!

Frank - shet sorry

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Pete - patty cakes how drunk was i last night?

Patrick - you were watching tv and laughing

Pete - so?

Patrick - the tv wasn't even on

Pete - o

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Josh - tyjo what happened last night

Tyler - you gave a mushroom to a midget yelling "Grow Mario! Grow!"

Josh - .....

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Dallon - Mel's you were GoNe

Melanie - i wasn't even that drunk

Melanie - i drove myself home

Dallon - no you didn't

Dallon - i drove you home while you drove with a paper plate

Melanie - i thought that was a dream

Dallon - boi.


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