The UnCharmings (Swan Queen) (OUAT)

Sleeping Swan

"Are you sure this is a good idea what if she's asleep?" Henry shook his head taking out the spare key and gently nudging the door open. "I told you." The young boy raised his eyebrow and smiled.

"Now the fun really begins mom." The devilish child said bringing out two marker pens. Permanent marker pens.

One curly moustache, mono brow, monocle, goatee later and Emma swan was a walking doodle just about to open her eyes to the smell of pasta and Regina's home made herby sauce. Emma's eyes widened to see her son sat opposite her on the arm chair reading and Regina playing wench in the kitchen. Henry winked over to his older mom with a cheeky grin that she couldn't hide. "What's going on? You didn't make me wee myself while I slept did you?" Emma quickly checked her pants, no wet patches. Regina quickly began to set the table, it felt weird cooking in snows apartment, she liked to know her kitchen. "Dinner miss Swan?" Before Emma had found it something of authority when Regina called her miss swan.. Lately it was getting a little too sexy. "Thank you miss Mills." She responded bringing herself and Henry to the table.

Henry and Regina we're struggling to keep a straight face through dinner. Emma just thought she was being funny and they liked her jokes so she carried on. "Then the guy says, dude he's not an eggplant he's retarded." Henry and Regina still marvelled at their glorious work until she couldn't contain herself "Emma you've got a little..." Regina tried to hint and Emma just begun to lightly dab the sides of her face which only made the two pranksters laugh even more.

"Get in my snapchat to snow and charming?" Henry and Regina walked around to see Emma turn the button that said front camera. Taking one picture she looked an began to notice something strange. "That's what's so funny... That's it your both off down." Quickly pushing Henry to run into the living room Regina seemed frantic "Run Henry run!" She screamed making a little squeal once Emma's fingertips nearly caught her back.

All the running around they'd just done Regina couldn't help but sit down and sigh watching her two favourite people wrestle on the floor like animals. Carefully Emma pinned her son down screaming "One! Two! And he's down!" She wasn't about to let the little squirt win. Standing up she flexed trying to show off to Regina but only making the older woman laugh. "Now mommy Em you need to wrestle momma Gina." His voice declared as though he we're a president.

Emma and Regina looked to each other wondering what to say. Regina raised an eyebrow standing to her feet, Emma looked to Henry "I don't think tha..." She was instantly cut off by Regina rolling her sleeves up. "Too scared miss swan?"