Chapter 8: Luke
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Just then,
a big, cute-ass,
curly haired
boy with
dimples.
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"So, hellooo" 'Ash' said, flashing us an-I'd go as far as saying adorable-smile. I swear his smile can light up the darkest abyss. Obviously Mikey's is better but whatever.
He's actually really attractive, god.
"So, might I ask about yourself-or are you some sort of nifty ninja?" I joke.
"Well, if I tell you, I may or may not have to kill you"
And awkward conversation time.
Shit happens.
Before I know it we're all hysterical and laughing on the floor. Ashton is just flailing on the carpet and I feel like if I don't drench him in water he'll dehydrate like a fish. It's happened before.
Yeah, so okay, so when I was about 9, my parents bought me some goldfish to keep me occupied. I would stare into the water for hours on end, talking to the fish; pretending I had friends. Or at least: a friend.
So I named one Ariel, one Daz and one Persil. It's quite sad really.
Well one day, I woke up and tried to put my head underwater with them, so I could experience the fishy side of life, and almost suffocated and I realised: tHE FUCKING FISH ARE DROWNING! SHIT, I NEED TO SAVE THEM.
So I grabbed Persil by the tai-
"Okay, so, now you've calmed down I'm willing to provide you with some information. Starting with: I'm not a ninja, unfortunately."
"Shocking huh" Mikey laughs.
Ashton continues, "So, I'm Ash anndd I play drums and I also sing but whatever. So basically, the base line is (if you're game, obviously) I'll be your new band member!"
It seems like Im not the only one with a light mood as I see Mikey staring into the black abyss' people would call dimples in his cheeks.
"Okay, so I'm Mikey and I also sing but like Cal here I play guitar" he adds a smile. A genuine smile.
I love how Mikey smiles: his full, pink lips curl up into a crescent.
"Just Cal?" I pout.
He rests his head on my shoulder
"Yes, just Cal" he jokes, placing a small kiss on my nose.
Ashton sighs and 'aw's, "Is there a thing going between you two? That's adorable!" he smiles.
"A thing?" Michael speaks up for me.
"A thing" Ashton confirms. He even has the same sense of humour as us. Calum, you are the best.
Is there a thing going between you and all your band members?
Yes, conscience. Its called brotherhood. And love for Mikey obviously.
"Ooh! I'm so sorry guys but I have to get back to my girlfriend, Kay, before Niall kills her!" Ashton exclaims, realisation igniting in his eyes, setting them blazing with a burning passion.
"I know a Mikyla" the statement flies out of my mouth before I could stop it from erupting from my mouth.
"Oh, my girlfriend, about mm high, jet black hair, eyelashes about mm long, deep blue eyes?" he indicates how tall she is with his hand.
That's her.
"Oh, I think I've seen someone like that on the street" I half lie.
Well, I mean, it isn't really a lie. I mean, I saw her on the street.
Yes but she knows you.
And I don't know her.
"She's often out, always running off" he sighs, "is this a girl habit?"
Calum tilts his head, like a philosopher trying to reason with death, and glares at, like, nothing for ten seconds. He looks like he's in a trance-oops no. He jerks his head back and inhales deeply, his beanie flapping around like it was drunk.
Beanies can get drunk?
Cal opens his mouth as if he were about to bite the air, yet snaps it closed-proving my theory further.
"Just snacking on thin air. I see" I joke and Cal goes.. pink?
I actually don't know what colour he goes. Pink? Red? Purple?
Wait no not purple
"And you know it" Cal adds, winking. Mikey pulls me to him, wrapping his arms protectively around me.
"Watch it, Kiwi" he says in, what I'd say, an Edward Cullen type voice?
"DONT FIGHT" I screech.
"Forget it, Eddie, I am hotter than you" Cal pretends to be Jacob, prodding Michael.
"DOOONT FIIIGHHT!"
"Stay outta dis Bella!" 'Edward' yells at me.
I cower down like a lost puppy. I don't laugh, or even grin because Kristen Stewart
has no soul.
In a matter of minutes we are piling on each other, screaming. Me at the bottom, Ash at the top.
"ASH GET OFF"
"CAL GET UR ASS OFFA ME"
"LUKE STOP"
"U BET UR BALLS IM GONNA KILL YOU"
"I SWEAR DOWN IF MICHAEL MOVES ONCE MORE I WONT ATTEND HIS FUNERAL AFTER I ObITerATE HIM"
"FUCK OFF"
Ashton's phone buzzes and silence falls.
"Sorry, Kay, I'll be there in a minute!
"You aren't angry?
"But I'm half an hour late?
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"Thank you so much babe!
"Yeah
"No
"Okayama
Luv you byes"
He shoves his phone back into his pocket and the whole pile topples over.
And ouch.
He exits the room limping, yelling "BAUBB GUYSS"
That means goodbye in a language I just made up.
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NO SNEAK PEEK
Why?
Bc I'm sick of being told when to update. I have written, like, 4 more chapters already so bE PATIENT.
Loadsa luv 💕
~DerpDirection cx
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