Chapter 9

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Chapter 9: Michael

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And then,

a big, cute-ass,

curly-haired

boy with

dimples

leaves.

+

Calum hoists himself up before pulling both me and Luke to our feet,

because we're lazy fat-asses.

oMiGOD.

LukE.

HIS HAIR IS SO FUCKING MESSY I JUST WANT TO STROKE IT

WAIT NO BUT JUST HIM.

Ladies, and gentlemen-mostly ladies I'm assuming-that was me being a twat.

We'll see about that.

Will we.

Yes.

Why.

Because.

WhY.

That doesn't even sound like a question.

WHAt.

Your saying it like a statemen-

"MICHAEEL WAKE UP YOU CUNT" I hear Calum screech.

"I wasn't sleeping"

"YOU WERE FUKIN DAYDREAMING" Luke yells.

Damn.

"Was I now?" I test them.

"Yes and it was fucking creepy" Cal answers. He pulls a really creepy face in which his eyes go unnaturally large and his mouth twists in the most awkward places. He tilts his head like one of those spooky dolls that kill you in your sleep.

sTOP.

He slowly walks up to me-

What does bæ/bae mean because literally I thought it was ghetto for babe but obviously not.

Back to the point.

He slowly creeps up towards me, arms raised like claws, etching closer and closer when Luke just so happens to dive at Cal yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØ"

what a close call.

I don't really see anything but Luke on top of Cal, whacking him playfully.

I feel left out.

I leap onto them both, screaming. They yell back at me but I wrap my arms around them.

"LETS BE FRENNDS" I yell.

"Fuck off"

"I don't wanna be your friend"

"Have it your way, then" I climb off them and storm out.

I stay behind the door and walk back in

Lewk wat r u dewin.

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THIS IS THE SHORTEST CHAPTER EVER OKAY I GET IT BUT

I guess it's kind of a cliff[ord]hanger.

Oh well, anyway

Love ya 💕

~ DerpDirection xox

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