Reader's P.O.V
Me and my family have arrived in a small mountain town in Colorado, South Park
I was reading some "stories" in my room while my parents were unpacking and decided to check on me while the unpacking was halfway done
"Hey there honey, do you like it here? This little mountain town is so refreshing and nice and there's alot of nice people out here!" Your mother said so with her calm and gentle tone
"Yeah it's nice mom! The reception is great here too!" I replied as i put her phone away so that my parents won't see the atrocities that i was reading
"Yeah that's good! But do you remember 'why' were here?" father asked as he put his arm around mom
"............"
"That's good she doesn't remember at all"
"Yes, yes that's good"
"Well, why don't you go out there and make some friends!" Father exclaimed awkwardly while punching the air
"Ew........ 'socializing'." I thought to myself as i made a slightly disgusted face and said, ''Okay dad!"
"There's some money on the counter too sweetie!" Mom exclaimed as i left my room and slided down the stairs and took the money
Butters P.O.V
"O-oh hamburgers! Stop! It's my turn!" I exclaimed as the evil drow elf kept attacking me with his sword
"Nuh-uh, I'm on a combo right now so I can attack whenever.'' The malicious drow elf replied as he kept attacking me
"O-oh gee whiz-- ow!" I exclaimed as I got hit by a wooden stick on the shoulder
The new kid went outside of his.... Her.... Whatever it is house and just stared at me being beaten up.
Reader's POV
"The fuck is happening over here?" I thought to myself as I saw the poor boy being beaten up cruelly
I just stared at the two
"P-please help me!" The blond boy exclaimed as he tried to block some kid in a stupid costume sword
"......."
I went back inside the house
"W-wait!!" The poor boy exclaimed as he fell backwards due to the drow elf's attacks.
"P-please have mercy." he cried as he tried to cover his face with his arm.
"WAAH!" I exclaimed as I kicked the door open with two large Nerf guns in hand and started to shoot the other kid with it.
"That's not fair! I'm going to tell on you" The kid in the stupid costume said so as he started to run away
"Wow-- you're pretty strong! I'm butters I'm a paladin! I live right next to your house" he said so as he stood up and pointed at his house
"Gee whiz, you sure are strong new kid! What's your name?"
".........."
"Oh okay then. Anyway you wanna go play with me? The game is called human vs elves
I nodded awkwardly as I tried to show a smile, the game is looks violent and I want to play with him! But I bet I took too long to help him in his situation.... God I hate myself....
"Okay then! Follow me to the kingdom of kupa keep!" Butters exclaimed as he lead you to another house and entered it's backyard
Time skip
"Gahd fuckin damn it butters! I fuckin told you not to invite any girls to the game! Especially Asians! You know damn well that this Twinkie is going to eat our horses and animals!" Some obese kid exclaimed
"Oh.... I'm sorry Cartman...." Butters said so as he fiddled with his fingers while looking at the ground
"Oh, so his name is Cartman" I thought to myself as I looked at him and Butters.
"I-im sorry... I'll leave now...'' I replied in a sad tone of voice as I took my Nerf guns and placed it in my bags
"Wait, you have Nerf guns?" Cartman asked me as he climbed down his throne and walked up to me.
I nodded awkwardly as I looked at him
"How many Nerf guns do you have?''
"T-thirty" I replied as I fiddled with my fingers
"Holy shit" Cartman said so as he backed away a little bit
"W-what is it Cartman?" Butters asked him as he walked up to him
"Dude, the new kid has thirty Nerf guns. Thirty. Nerf. guns" he replied in a shocked tone
"Can we borrow some? For the great war between the humans and the elves" Cartman asked me again
I nodded awkwardly again
"YOURE OFFICIALLY A CITIZEN OF KUPA KEEP NEW KID! NOW TELL ME, WHAT IS THY NAME?" He exclaimed making me jump a little bit
"I-its (y/n)--"
"Twinkie"
"What?"
"Your name is Twinkie, are you sure you want To keep this name?"
"No, it's (y/n)"
"Twinkie it is then! Welcome to the kingdom, Lady Twinkie"
You internally facepalmed as you heard quiet laughter in the background while some girl in a dress and a blonde wig was glaring at you for some reason
"Now then! What class do you pick?'' Cartman asked me in a friendly tone as he sat back down on his throne again
"I have a bunch of pets at home and in my grandma's place..... How about an animal tamer?" I replied anxiously thinking if he would agree
"Holy shit, an Asian with pets, no way" he whispered to himself
"What?"
"It's nothing Lady Twinkie, you can be an animal tamer and now I shall teach you how to fight by using...."
*Inhale*
"Your farts"
Oh golly! Its finally finished! And I appreciate you guys for reading my story, and I'm sorry if there's no drawings in this chapter, I promise I'll draw out some scenes in the next chapter, and I hope you all enjoyed my story! See you later!
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Southpark x Reader Insert
FanfictionYou and your parents have recently moved into a small mountain town named 'South Park' and things are going pretty well! You made friends and you played alot of humans versus elves and superheroes too! Watching an evil immortal named Cthulhu kill...
