(y/n) POV
"Looks like she really hates me." Cartman sighed as he rubbed his right eye that was hit by a twig
"I don't think this is really necessary, I bet if Clyde we're here he would've gotten over it already.'' Craig commented
"Are you suggesting we bring Clyde back? Dude that's fucking lame. I'm not letting that fucking queer near my kingdom ever again." Cartman replied
"Fine, suit yourself."
Later at Kyle's place
"Okay so, most of the girls declined to join us but we managed to get Wendy, Heidi and Bebe. So girls, can I ask you why the other girls really hated (y/n)?"
"First of all, she storms off out of nowhere, then she comes back to us calling Nelly a fat skank and said "You're all ugly and screw you guys, I'm going home." Heidi replied
"... Can I ask why you joined us in the first place?"
"Well, we think that that person wasnt really (y/n), you see, when she left she had a really cute dress which was really hard to take off, I know from experience. So it was impossible for her to just change out of it in just 5 minutes. And when she left, she came back 3 minutes later with a huge bag of clothes and her dress back on! But we couldn't really figure out who was posing as (y/n), since there was no girl who could've possibly hated and had the same body type as (y/n)." Wendy explained
"But... What if I told you.... That a guy was posing as (y/n)..... Was a guy?"
"........ What?"
"Eric Cartman, he's been spotted at the crime scene and as well as Kenny and a boy with a really similar turtleneck and skirt as (y/n)."
"So far, we've been looking for all of the kids who had black hair, and a similar body type with (y/n) the group was cut down until two people were left. Craig Tucker and Kevin.... Something, I forgot his last name" Kyle explained
"But I'm over here your highness!'' Kevin exclaimed
"Oh r-right, I guess it's Craig then." Kyle awkwardly stated
"Craig Tucker..... Girls, we're going straight back to the other girls and explain what happened to (y/n) after we find more evidence" Bebe sternly commented
"Alright everyone, let's go save Princess (y/n)!"
"Princess (y/n)?" The girls asked
"She's the main character of the story, I'm sorry girls but author's orders." Stan explained
Back to kupa keep
"For the last time Butters, if you don't rape (y/n) right now everyone's going to call you a fag--" Cartman yelled and got cut off by a horn blowing
"ERIC CARTMAN, IF YOU DONT SURRENDER NOW WE SHALL UNLEASH THE WRATH OF THE PIXIES BEFORE YOU" Stan yelled as he pointed his sword Cartman
"GIVE ME THE STICK OF TRUTH YOU FAGGOTS!"
"Alright, everyone. ATTACK!!" Kyle exclaimed as he pointed his golf club at the kingdom of kupa keep causing arrows to fly down before them
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