(A/n) the title makes me wanna kms
(y/n) POV
"AW SICK CARTMAN! THATS NOT COOL!" I yelled out as soon as I heard that
"Butters! You have to get me out of here, YOU at least owe me for saving you two days ago!" I exclaimed in an attempt to get the fuck out
"O-oh, I'm sorry (y/n), i-i have to follow the Grand wizard's orders or else h-he'll banish me from time and space." Butters stutterishly stated
"P-please help me butters!" I exclaimed once more gripping the bars of the cage
"I'm sorry (y/n)! The only Twinkie I know is Lady Twinkie! Not Princess Twinkie!" Butters replied
"Butters! PLEASE!" I pleaded
"WAAAAH!!" Butters yelled as he ran out of sight
"God damn it." I muttered
"No you wouldn't fatass, I bet you don't even know what rape is." Kyle replied as he finished watching the commotion happing behind Cartman
"Yeah I would, besides. Mom told me what it is and you can't do shit unless you give us the stick of truth"
"I'm going to tell on you." Kyle replied angrily
"You can't go around raping girls! Do you even know what the other girls would do if they found out?" Stan yelled as he appeared out of nowhere
"Uh--- yeah of course I do! Ahem ahem! I ain't scared of some little girls!"
"Yeah he's going to die." Stan commented
"Yeah, he is." Kyle replied
"Princess (Y/n), don't worry. Cartman doesn't know what he's doing, but just stay there and just try to stay alive until we get some reinforcements." Kyle replied and hung up
"Well fuck you too Kahl! Fucking asshole!" Cartman exclaimed as he put his MacBook away
"Alright, does anyone here know how to rape people?" Cartman asked
"I don't know, why don't you just look it up or something?" Craig replied
"Y-yeah! The internet knows everything!" Butters exclaimed still hiding from me.
"Should we really be talking about rape? My mom said it's really bad and if you rape a person you'll have to shit out of your penis" Scott commented looking a bit worried
"Y'know what? Let's just look it up." Cartman said so as he took his MacBook and entered the cardboard castle
"C'mon guys, I can't see shit on my MacBook under the sun" Cartman called out as everyone else entered the castle
"Okay so then let's go to Google..... R. A. P. E and let's just click the one on the top...." Cartman mumbled as he typed down the letters
"Warning, you have to be 18+ to view this content, are you sure to continue? Click yes dude." Craig read the pop-out that appeared on the MacBook
"Warning 18+..... Just click yes again"
Moan
Moan
"Oh jeepurs! That really look like it hurt!" Butters exclaimed
"Mm hm''
(That's hot)
"Is that mom?!" Cartman yelled
"SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN!" Craig yelled
"BLEUGH" Scott Malkinson vomited in a corner
"DUDE! IS THAT GERMAN CRAPPING IN HER MOUTH?!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH" Cartman finally shut down the MacBook by throwing it across the room
"J-jesus Christ! Are we really doing that to (y/n)?!" Craig exclaimed stutterishly
"G-guys we have to! For the stick of truth. And our kingdom's Glory... Butters go rape (y/n)."
"Why me?! I dont want to crap out of my wiener!" Butters exclaimed
"You have to Butters, she trusts you the most, just follow this script I wrote while watching everything." Cartman said so as he gave Butters a piece of paper
"This is really bad handwritting" Butters commented
"WELL THATS BECAUSE I WAS PANICKING BUTTERS, NOT GET OUT OF HERE AND SO YOUR JOB!" Cartman yelled
"F-fine!" Butters exclaimed as he sheepishly went outside of the castle shaking.
"Uh..... Hi" Butters awkwardly waved at me
My face just scrunched up and looked away angrily, I was really pissed at Cartman and his friends. Where the hell are Stan and Kyle?! Fashionably late I presume
"Screw you guys! I hate you!" I yelled angrily
"O-oh Jesus." Butters shuffled back to the castle
"She doesn't like me, I think someone else should do it."
"Fine whatever, Craig you do it." Cartman commanded
"But I'm gay." Craig angrily replied
"Oh yeah right I forgot. Scott?" Cartman asked once more
"I cant, I have Diabetes" Scott replied
"Fucking hell, Princess Kenny, how about you?"
"Mmmm hrm."
(Uhhh no.)
"All right then, fine. I'm doing it!" Cartman walked out and as soon as he stepped out a rock landed on his face
"Let me out you jerks!" I exclaimed really loudly
"Ow-- you'll pay for that you bit--- OW!" this time cartman got cut off once again by a twig landing on his face.
"OW! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!"
A/N will Kyle and Stan arrive on time with their new reinforcements or be fashionably late once more?! Find out in the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z---
oof, sorry for the short chapter guys, I promise Ill make some more next time
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