A/n: holy fuck...... 1k reads. O didn't expect that many people to like this shit. Wow..... THANK YOU ALL--- Oh and Kyle won! Why am I not surprised.... that my lil Bab butters didn't get any votes.
H a ok bye nerds
Y/N POV
Me, Wendy and Stan have been investigating and looking for clues prior to the list
forgot to mention that they're now dating! Wow, Wendy sure is lucky to have one of the main characters as boyfriends. I sure hope I get mine too someday.....
"You're getting off track. Focus y/n, and you're 9. You're not supposed to have boyfriends yet." A mysterious voice in my head spoke
"Fuck off author I can do whatever I want" I thought
"Pick that tone with me again or youll get grounded and no masturbating for a week" the mysterious voice who sounded like an unhygenic weaboo replied
"Fine." I thought to myself as I rolled my eyes
"Whatever. You guys are at the girl's court talking to two other girls" the so called ''author" explained as your mind snapped back to reality
"So, do you guys know where the cutest boy list is?" Wendy asked as the two girls just looked at her
"I think there was an error while making the list! Weve asked 6 other girls and they said they voted on Cartman being the ugliest and noone voting for Kyle as last! Heck even one girl voted on him as handsome!" She exclaimed
"Why can't you just leave it alone Wendy? I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter" the other girl replied
"No way! My friend Kyle is beating himself up because he's the ugliest boy in the list! You have to at least give us the list to show it to him and just boost his spirits!" Stan exclaimed
''I agree, I wouldn't just shit around with a list that has a huge error on it!"
"..... You just had to push it, didn't you Wendy?"
".... What?"
"We tampered with the list Wendy, so that Clyde who's father owns a shoe store so that he could flirt with the girls and give us gifts! Don't you think that this is a pretty great idea Wendy, (y/n)?"
"What?! No! I'm going to report this to Bebe and you'll see what she'll do to you!" I exclaimed
"Haha.... I almost forgot. Who do you think has the most love for shoes out of all of us?" The girl replied
"..... Oh no..." Me and Wendy mumbled
"I have no idea what's going on" Stan commented.
"Bebe... She cant possibly.... Right Wendy?" I asked.
"I'll tell everyone about this! Right after I find that list!"
"Then we'll just write your name and (y/n)'s on the biggest liars list and expose it to the public! Noone will believe you!"
"No..." I mumbled
"Seriously, what the fuck is happening?" Stan questioned being ignored once again
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