A/N the cover photos are always irrelevant, so H a
Reader's POV
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"He wants me to use my farts as a weapon? The fuck is this Airbender shit?" I thought to myself as awkward silence fills the air
"Buuuuut before that, you have to pick out a weapon from Clyde" Cartman said so as he pointed at the brown haired kid with a helmet nearby a table with a long piece of clothing under it saying ''armory"
"I pick..... This one!" I picked out a sword since it's the sturdiest looking one in the store, the color is fading away a little bit but whatever
"A sword huh? Nice choice Lady Twinkie, and for now I order you to...... Kick Clyde's ass" Cartman said so as he pointed at Clyde
"Me?? What'd I do?!" Clyde questioned him
"Ahm the king and I do WHATEVER the fuck I want, come on new kid, kick his ass"
*Insert reader beating the shit out of Clyde*
"WAHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT YOU SHOULDVE SEEN THIS, THE NEW KID WAS ALL LIKE 'FUCK YOU' AND CLYDE WAS ALL LIKE 'NOOOO NOT MY BALLS HAHAHA ahem!"
"You did well, Lady Twinkie, now i shall show you the relic that resulted the elves and the humans in having a never-ending war, follow me into the castle lady Twinkie."
Me and Cartman entered the castle and he showed me the so called "stick of truth"
It was just a twig, what the hell? Cartman's speech was cut halfway when butters came bursting through the door
"Your highness! Your highness!" Butters yelled as he entered the castle
"Damn it, what is it now butters?!"
"The elves! They're attacking us! They're here for the stick of Truth!"
"Oh SHIT... CLYDE DEFEND THE STICK OF TRUTH WHILE WE DEFEND THE FORTRESS!"
"AYE AYE"
" 'aye aye'?! We're not playing pirates, CLAHD"
Time skip to the humans beating the shit out of the elves
"Hahahaha ha! Weeee wonnn youuuu losst" Cartman was teasing the drow elves as they fled the area until Clyde came into the situation
"The stick of truth is gone."
"What."
"The stick of truth, they took it."
"WHAT THE FUCK CLYDE?! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP A FUCKING EYE ON THE STICK OF TRUTH, IT WAS AN EASY FUCKING JOB"
"Jesus christ, I'm sorry man!"
"No Clahd, I won't forgive you. You failed to do a mission I gave you so... I banish thee from space and tahm!"
"What? You can't do that!"
YOU ARE READING
Southpark x Reader Insert
FanfictionYou and your parents have recently moved into a small mountain town named 'South Park' and things are going pretty well! You made friends and you played alot of humans versus elves and superheroes too! Watching an evil immortal named Cthulhu kill...
