School literally had me dying.
Me and my buddy Michael is currently sitting in our school's garden park thingy, which had something like a picnic table, it's pretty nice.
We were chatting about how amazing our life is. Lol, sike. We talked about shit, like example, Steffany. "Ugh, were you out of your mind when you date Stef?" Michael glared at me.
I smiled sarcastically, "She was hot, I was desperate. Shit happens." Michael explained while eating his lunch. I could barf at the thought of Steffany. I mean talk about the devil, she literally strut on her way walking here with her new boytoy.
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I'm currently sitting here, thinking about life, while my French teacher talked about things I don't even understand. God, I'm so ready to go back to my house and sleep for the rest of my life. "Hey, you have some spare pen?" I glance at him, "you talking to me?" I mean, I know he's talking to me, I just don't think I want to give him some pen, my pen.
He looked confused, my bad. "Yeah, 'm talking to you. I'm Ashton." I reach for my bag and search for some spare pen, "Well, lucky you, Ashton. I'm feeling generous today." I gave him the pen, "Thanks, love."
After French, I decided to ditch English, I mean It's the last period anyway. I literally forgot I have to repair my stupid car and It's flat tire, fucking hell. I debated whether to call Niall, again. Or Claire. Ok ew, I'll just call Niall then. After like a billionth time I ring Niall, he just decided to not take my call, ughn.
"Hey, you need some help?" I turn around, finding Ashton. "My car has flat tire, I mean unless you can do something about it then yeah. A new car sounds good too." Ashton chuckles. "You have the spare one? I can change it for you." I literally thank god for this blessing, sending me a handsome helper.
When Ashton finished changing things and doing shit I don't understand, I grin at him, "Ugh, thank you so much for doing this," Ashton smiled, "Nah, it's nothing. Kinda a bribe from me to you cause I lost your pen." He smiled cheekily.
Standing here for like maybe half an hour make me feel hungry, I mean, I'm hungry all the time, but oh well. "Hey, you want to grab something? I'm hungry as hell, and I didn't even do anything. You did all the job." Ashton look thoughtful but complied anyway.
Taking my car, me and Ashton decided to eat at Ron's Dine, Ashton was talking about school and stuff, so boring.
Anyway, when we arrived, I order Fish & Chips, and a chicken wing, hehe. Sue me. I decided to chit chat a little bit, "So, what were you doing out on our last period? I mean, it's clear that I ditched." I chuckle, "I was bored, Math didn't sound appealing so I ditched." I nod.
When me and Ashton finished eating our food, we talked for a bit. Ashton is nice. Way too nice for my liking, like, he's so kind and always smile and yeah. It's weird cause I'm mean. And sarcastic. Ashton thought that it would be funny to tell me a cheesy ass jokes. It made me smile, to be honest. Lucky for him he's cute.
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What a long day.
To say I was surprised was, yes, I am surprised. After having such a nice time with a cute guy, my day turned bitter again. Claire decided to move back here, she, apparently had her work or job or whatever, moved. I am not thrilled by this. Like what the hell? I mean she's rich, why wouldn't she buy a new house, far away from here, obviously.
While I was throwing tantrum, my mom shushed me. I whined, "Mum, what the hell?" My mom explain something I didn't even bother to listen. Lucky Claire isn't here, if she is. I probably would yell and cuss at her.
I decided just to relax myself at my room, ughn.
Texts (2)
4:56pm
Niall : what's with the gazillion missed calls, princess?
7:13pm
Michael : pizza?
I roll my eyes at Niall's text, I replied Mike's.
7:34
Alexis : hell yeas, pick me up.
Alrighhtt so I hate this chapter and its weird n its just a filler im sorry, vote comments n yeah thanks for reading my babies xx
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