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~Murder?~

(memo: its an investigation about drugs;many references...)
yo! i got a lot of my idea from my noggin but also from someone by the name of vivianadc.art, their story murder at anazingphils so its gr8, would recommend reading after this🌚🌚
//side note, if you listen to guardians of the galaxy soundtrack 1 while you read this is puts this all in a better, less cold mood ;0// if ur unsure who these peeps r in the story, kjellburg is felix//pewdiepie, mcloughin is sean//jacksepticeye, fischbach is mark// markiplier, ligouri is pj//kickthepj

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"You think it was issa twaimz, sir?" Daniel asked Mr. Kjellburg with a cocked eyebrow, mischievous eyes. Daniel james is an investigator at Honolulu, Hawaii. A random case has come out recently that a young boy by the name of Dashie has died unexpectedly last Friday, (November 17th, 2017) at four twenty-five am. Nobody knows the last name of Dashie, but we do know he is 25 years and he died recently from somebody suspicious. "He has been gone for a long time." Mr. Kjellburg replied. "Gone almost a year you know!" Mr.Mcloughin butt in excitedly. "Yes, that is true. But why would he be gone for that long if he was the murderer?" Daniel asked, feeling confusion creep up his back. "He could have gone in hiding because he felt guilty?" Mr. Ligouri requested cautiously. "Thats not an awful idea, Pj." Mr. Fischbach told him truthfully. "I knew i was on to something." Mr. Ligouri exclaimed quietly to himself. "Okay everyone, so is he going to be our first subject?" Daniel asked, looking around at the table of confused faces. "Our.. subject?" Mr. Ligouri asked with a laugh. "Subject, really daniel? Thats the best you could come up with?" Mr. Kjellburg asked, holding back a snicker as he kept a smirk glued on his face. "Both of you, hush it. We knew what he was talking about. Now daniel, continue." Mr. Fischbach told them, looking over at daniel, causing him to blush as the head of investigation was telling everyone to hush for him. "Thank you, Fischbach. Like i was saying, do you all think it is Mr. Twaimz or not. If you believe it is him, we will keep it in mind, if not, we should cross him off of our list." Daniel replied sternly, getting back to business. "Yes, i believe it is him. If it isn't him, then I'm completely lost at words for who it could be." Mr. Mcloughin responded, quickly going back to the serious conversation they were having. "Okay, so we are keeping him on the list then." Daniel told them, quickly putting a check beside Mr. Twaimz. "Okay, any other ideas?" Daniel asked at last, looking around the room. "Could- no, they wouldnt work." Mr. Ligouri muttered considerably to himself. "No other idea then?" Daniel asked before he closed his notebook full of other investigational things. "Yes, Mr. Howell, that will be enough, thank you." Mr. Fischbach replied with a small smile.                                                                                             Daniel nodded towards him, closing the notebook and using the button latch to keep it shut. "Now what, sir?" Mr. Ligouri asked with curious eyes. Mr. Fischbach looked at everyone, glancing towards them with tightened eyes. "I want Mr. Howell and Mr. Ligouri to go look around town. Also, while youre both out, go pick up a pack of cigs and coffees. We all deserve it after the nights we've had trying to decide this story. Mr kjellburg, I want you to go to the last place the body supposedly had been. Me and Mr. Mclaughin will stay behind and look for more research about it. Meet back here at seven o' clock sharp." Mr. Fischbach requested, shooing everyone out of his office besides Mr. Mclaughin. Mr. Ligouri and Daniel quickly hurried out of the room, closing the door softly behind them. "So, where to first, capin'?" Mr. Ligouri asked, putting his hand up to his temple with the straightest, nerdiest posture daniel has ever seen. "Shut it, ligouri. We are heading to a store to get what Fischbach needs, then going to the coffee shop down the road." Dan replied as they walked to the elevator. "Its Sergeant Ligouri to you!" Mr. Ligouri replied jokingly, causing dan to roll his eyes. "Oh my bad, Sergeant Ligouri." Daniel told him, bowing as he pushed the button on the elevator. They laughed for a moment, before daniel asked, "what do you really want me to call you then? While we are out in public that is." "How about pj, my real name? I dunno, anything but Mr. Ligouri or anything that sounds remotely close to work. We have to be undercover, not showing the world that we are obviously working to solve crimes and murders." Pj shrugged, bouncing from one leg to another as they stood there, waiting for the elevator to reach F. As daniel was about to say something, the elevator dinged, signaling theyve got to the end of their trip. "Okay, ill call you pj then, pj." Daniel told him as they reached outside, the cold air hitting them both like a brick after theyve been inside the warm building the entire time. They started walking the way to the drug store a bit away from their building. As they reached their destination, they both shrugged, seeing how shady the place looked. As they walked inside, it was deadly silent, everyone looking towards the both of them. Maybe they were looking because they dont get much service and when they do, its white-nosed people who have been around there often. Maybe it was because two very tall boys walked in. Or maybe it was because two handsome young men in full, dashing suits walked in, looking as if they could steal everything in there, including your heart, with a smile. Pj gulped quietly, walking to the back of the store, where the cigs were found. Dan quickly followed, the people in the stores eyes following. He slowly became very aware that he looked like a business man or at least something important. He then felt smaller in his suit, but stood a bit taller, trying to act more confident then what he really was. "Can't find the camels, help out a mate?" Pj asked, looking up at him. Daniel bent down, looking across every box carefully with squinted eyes. "Where are those fags?" He asked quietly to himself, putting a finger lightly across the boxes, scanning the labels. (Fags; another name for cigs/cigarettes). "Ahem, sir." A voice rang out from behind him. Daniel quickly jumped, looking back to whom the voice belonged to. Pj stood up with him. "Youre going to have to leave. We are getting many complaints about the two of you." The man told him. His eyes screamed "im high", his face screamed "cocaine". Daniel gulped, seeing how he looked. "Can we buy our cigs, then leave?" Daniel asked, trying to stay there longer. "No, leave now or we are calling the police." The man reported, rubbing his index finger under his nose, a white dust now being there from where he wiped. "This is outrageous! Why do we, of all the people in here, have to leave! What are we getting complaints about?" Pj asked sternly, raising his voice. "Apparently you two are bringing mild discomfort to everyone in the store." The man replied, acting more and more like a real douchecannoe. "We-us bringing discomfort! They are all acting like crackheads while we are trying to find us some camels, staring at us the entire time!" Pj exclaimed, using his hands to express his anger. The man then jumped on pj. Daniel quickly pushed the man off of him, as the man was so out of it, it was very easy to push him off of pj. "Fuck it." Daniel muttered, pushing the cigs into his inside coat pocket, running out the door, having a hold of pj's wrist. They then started running down to the closest coffee shop, which just so happened to be Awesomeness Mix, which is a great name for a coffee shop as you think about the pun in it. They quickly burst inside the door, bringing an employee to look up at them with a look of fear. Pj waved at them as dan put his hands on his knees, trying to calm his breathing. That must've been another very weird thing to see as well. As dan regained his composure, he stood fully back up again, walking over to the worker as pj followed. The place was also deady silent, but actually felt like a good place to be at, unlike the druggy drug store they previously went to. "Uh, hi welcome to Awesomeness Mix, what would you like today?" Asked the young man standing in front of them. Daniel was lost at words by the mans beauty, seeing how very beautiful he was. Bright blue eyes with glasses and a soft smile coated his facial features. Hair very similar to dans was a top his head, but black, straight, and on the other side. He had what looked to be a very soft appearance. He has the softest little body!  "Daniel order, i already have." Pj nudged him, snapping him out of his trance. Daniel felt his face and neck heat up. "Yes uh ill have a uh, c-caramel macchiato." Daniel stuttered, messing with the leaf ring he had on his middle finger. "Cute ring, where'd you get it?" The cute male asked. "Oh, i got it from my uh- when i went to the city of Softside, i got it from there." Dan told him, messing with it a bit more as we was becoming more anxious. The man noticed, sighing calmly, telling them, "your total is 10.14." "I payed last time, only fair if you pay now." Pj told daniel, patting him softly on the back, then walking over to a table, taking his phone out and playing some game he bought recently. Daniel hurried with his wallet, quickly getting out his card and handing it to the boy. As the male was ringing it, daniel noticed the tag wrote 'phil;0' in neat cursive. Daniel felt a small smile creep along his face. He had an admiration for cursive. "Here you go, the drinks will be over to you shortly." Phil told daniel with a smile as he handed the card back over to him. As Daniel was about to start walking away, Phil grabbed his arm lightly saying, "is Softside nice?" "Uh, yeah, its lovely. I really liked it." He told him with a shrug. "Hmm..Maybe ill go there one day. Uh, anyway your stuff will be there shorty." Phil told him with a smile. Daniel smiled back, hurrying over to his and pj's table. "So.. hes a cutie, right?" Pj commented with a smile seeing the state his friend was at. "Yeah." Daniel replied in a daze with the fondest eyes anyone could ever see. Pj laughed a bit too hard at this. "Never knew you were such a love bird, Mr. Howell." Pj commented with a small grin, causing dan to look over with shocked eyes. "What're you talking about?" Dan asked, confusion writing neatly on his face with a prismacolour premier. "Isnt it obvious you idiot? I bet- no, scratch that. I know for a fact that boy saw the love eyes you've shown." Pj told him, batting his eyelashes like an absolute dork. "What, no! I was admiring him, shut up. And we arent here to romanticize in a love group, we are here to get coffee, and solve a crime, you know?" Daniel replied, rolling his eyes. Pj rolled his eyes right back, looking over to where the the person bringing the coffee over is. "Thank you." Pj told the girl who brought it over, handing the coffee that read "Daniel" over to him as he kept his eyes down towards the table. Daniel muttered a slight "thanks" under his breath. "Anyway, getting back to business. What are we suppose to do? Go back to the office to give Mr. Fischbach his cigs, go with the others to investigate, what?" Pj asked, causing daniel to look up, shrugging. "Maybe we should head back to the office first to give Mr. Fischback the cigs before we do anything that might mess the investigation up." Daniel replied calmly, taking a sip of his drink. "Its an investigation, daniel. The more the merrier, right? We could end up fin-" "we could end up messing everything up. Find a knife? Pick it up and cover up the fingerprints of the murderer. We could ruin valuable information." Daniel interrupted. "Oh, because you always pick up random knives from the ground when you see one? No, you dont." Pj replied, crinkling his eyebrows. "We dont have the right tools to help out anyway. No gloves, binoculars, flashlights, anything." Daniel pointed out quietly, using his free hand to help exaggerate his point. "Lies. Gloves? We can use one part of our shirts. Binoculars, for what? Flashlights? Its called phones. See, we have everything we need." Pj argued, arching his brows slightly in a way to make daniel get slightly more upset as he was correct. "No, we still need to, uh-" "aha! A sign of unsure, meaning i technically win the debate, because like most things we argue about, i am correct. Suck it, howell!" Pj exclaimed, causing phil and the girl who brought their coffees over to look at them with confused glances. "Peej, maybe not say that as loudly as you did, considering the jobs we have and who could hear it." Daniel reminded him with a short, quiet laugh. "Fair point. But i am still correct on the investigation thing so.. i mean." Pj told him with a victorious smirk. "Whatever, ligouri. Are you done with your tea yet?" Daniel asked, as he was done with his. "Yea, throw em away, wont ya'?" Pj asked, handing him his cup already with another smirk. "Sure, why not." Daniel told with a roll of the eye, walking over to the nearest bin, which was by phil and the girl. As daniel strolled up, they were having a quiet conversation. Daniel quickly threw the cups away, pulling out the cigs, wondering how much they were, as he had stole them after all. "Hey uh, sir?" Phil had tapped him on the shoulder, daniel turning around. "You know, smoking isnt good for you." Phil told gently. Daniel felt himself heat up again. "O-oh! No, these arent for me! These are for a friend." Daniel told him with a smile. "Oh? Sorry to stop you. Have a good day!" Phil told him brightly. Daniel nodded his head towards him, walking out the door, seeing as pj had'nt waited for him. "What was that about?" Pj asked as they started walking. "Oh, the boy working saw me carrying the cigs, asking if i knew they were bad for you." He tried saying a smoothly as possible. "Why are you all red then, mate?" Pj asked as a smile creeped up him. "I dont know, okay! Anyway, lets head to an area of the investigation." Daniel told him, not exactly wanting to talk about it. Pj shrugged, agreeing. "Kay', lets go!" He replied, grabbing him by the wrist, leading them to an investigation area, almost causing daniel to drop the cigs as they were running quickly. As they reached where they were going, they saw the other employee slash their friend bending down towards some caution tape, taking several pictures at different angles, using their magnifying glass to look for any signs of fingerprints around the area of the caution tape. They (Pj and Daniel) came to an abrupt stop, seeing what he was doing. "What is he doing?" Daniel asked quietly, causing pj to snicker, rolling his eyes. "Isnt it obvious, idiot?" He told daniel with another choked back laugh. "Oh, shut up." Daniel muttered over to him, slapping his arm playfully. As they walked closer, felix swiftly turned around, a mask placed over his nose and mouth, yet you could still tell he was smiling from the crinkles in his eyes. "Oh, hey guys!" Felix said happily, waving towards him. "Wattup boi." Pj told felix as they began a quiet conversation together. As daniel realized he wasn't too welcome in this personal conversation, he decided to go an look at the stuff himself. As he got closer to the caution type, he felt a cold drift of air circle around him, bring chills escalating down his back to his toes and right back up again. He felt a darker atmosphere around where he was, feeling more uncomfortable then before. "This is where a dead body was found, maybe thats why it a bit off?" Daniel questioned quietly to himself, inching himself a bit closer to the caution tape. As he was officially close enough to look over the tape all the way, he began to feel presence behind him. Daniel, fearful, turned around, only to see nothing there. "Dear god, it is awful here." He mumbled, walking back over to where pj and felix were at. "Hey dani, seein whats goin on over there? Deadly, right? It feels super creepy, or is that only me?" Felix asked, messing with his huge beard as he asked. "No, it does feel ultra creepy over there, its awful, god." Daniel told them, glad to be away from that little area. "It also smells heavily of whatever drug got in Dashie's system before the murder." Felix said, shivering slightly. "Oxyflorafina, yes. It does smell heavily of that. I just wish we knew who did it. It is ever so crule, especially to use that drug on them before they got murdered." Pj exclaimed, sighing sadly. "What- why is oxeeflorafeenial so bad, or whatever its called?" Felix asked, cocking his head a bit to the side. "Oxyflorafina, and its awful because its a drug. It will give you hallucinations , dizziness, a cold sweat, faint, tired, hungry, and depression. Its a serious thing. Surprisingly, they arent too hard to find. If you look at certain drug stores or pharmacies, you can definitely have a chance of finding it, which is the even crazier part! A normal person could pick up some of this insane drug, without knowing, and be out of it for who knows how long! Awful." Daniel replied, looking off into the near distance, seeing many cars zoom past, yet it sounded only of a quiet buzz, like a taxi. "Thats.. crazy. But i do see why they would use that drug against the poor victim, now knowing all the things it can do." Felix said sadly, bringing their moods down even farther than before. After a short silence, felix picked up again. "But why would a normal person buy this? What is the use for it regularly?" He asked, crossing his arms as he bounced from one leg to another. "Usually, it is in the cold medicine Malphateen, which is suppose to help headaches and drowsiness. On the box, it doesnt say anything about the real resolution to if you take it. Like i said before, a normal person could take it without realizing how awful it truly is." Daniel told, letting out a sigh he didnt know he had kept inside. Daniel quickly decided to change the subject. "So what are we suppose to do.. to find?" Daniel asked, flicking his eyes between the two. "Find more proof for the murder." Pj replied, sitting down on the curb, taking out a cig from his inside pocket. "You smoke?" Felix asked, surprised. "Have been, releases stress." "You know it isnt good for you." "I dont do it too often." Pj complained, lighting it up, causing daniel to roll his eyes. "Whatever. We have proof, anyway." He told them, crinkling his brows together in confusion. "Okay, we know he was murdered last friday at four twenty-five am, 25 years, and have an unknown weapon of murder. Yeah Howell, we have enough proof." Pj answered as he took a hit of his cig, blowing out smoke into the dark sky. Daniel rolled his eyes, seeing a point being made. "Fair point, Ligouri. But what else is there to see. There is caution tape surrounding the area the murder was, all sort of things that he could have been killed with, out of our sight. Whoever was here before us, more than likely the police, cleaned up the area. There isn't any reason to look over here." Daniel argued back, feeling like he won the argument. "We can still check, you know. They might've cleared out all sort of weapons and such, but we can still look around. It also could've not even been them. What if the person who murdered Dashie was here before us and cleared it out so we had no evidence." Felix suggested, keeping his arms crossed as he thought about this. Daniels eyes lit up, pointing over to Felix. "Keep a hold of that idea." He told felix, pulling out his phone from his pocket and ringing the police. "Hello? Yes, hi. Its Detective Howell. Mhm.. mhm. Well, my friends and i- no, theyre both detectives too. Yes, yes. Anyway, we were wondering if you've been down by Sunset Road? ..Oh? No, you havent? Okay.. thank you. Buh bye." Daniel ended call, smiling with raised eyebrows to felix. "I think you are on to something, Kjellburg." Pj told him with a smile, felix smiling warmly back. "What has that progressed for us, though?" Daniel asked, looking over towards pj. "Well, now we have a bit more of proof that whoever it was, came back here!" "Yes, but also someone could have found the weapons ad either disposed them, kept them, or turned them in. It doesnt have to be the murderer who came back here." Felix told them, causing pj to roll his eyes. "I mean, he isnt wrong." Daniel said, agreeing with felix. "Yess, but in this case, lets assume it is the murderer, whoever he or she might be, and if we look around some more and nobody sees anything related to the investigation, then we can go and talk to Mr. Fischbach about it. He and sean have been working hard there, doing who knows what." Pj told them, daniel and felix laughed. "It was probably a way for them to get us out of there so they could get it on." Felix replied with a chuckle. "Are you saying our boss and friend are fuckin it up during an investigation? Wouldnt be the first." Daniel laughed, shaking his head. Pj looked at them as if they were kids, yet smiled, closing his eyes. "Stop it, you two, we have work to do." Pj told them, doing a swift check of the watch. "Oh shit! Never mind, we got to go. Its fifteen til seven. We've got to go." Pj said frantically, beginning to run. They followed his lead, running too, yet bumping into, what seemed, every person imaginable.