Love at First Sight

A Little Kid's Roast Session

I ask Jungkook and Taehyung if they want wine but I don't even bother to ask Myles because I already know his answer
Jungkook and Taehyung both say yes to have some wine so I pour all three of them a glass of wine
When I get back I see Jungkook's two children Taekook and Tkook (see what I did there lol)
"Dad who are these people in this picture?" Taekook asks Jungkook while holding up an older picture of me and Myles at the Santa Monica pier
"Well in this picture it looks like this man's hairline goes back further than his family history" Tkook says innocently while I secretly try to hold back my laughter
"And it looks like the girl in this picture has the same kind of style just like the male mannequins in Ross" Taekook says pointing to me in the picture
I look over to see Myles laughing his ass off
so I walk over to collect the wine glasses from Taehyung and Jungkook and I walk over to Myles and say "well at least my hairline doesn't go as far back as when black people were still slaves"
Jungkook comes up from behind me and gives me a high five and says "you go girl" I excitedly give him a high five and then walk past Myles with a sassy walk but then get pulled back by the walk in between Myles's legs
Jungkook looks at me with a smirk but I just ignore it and and start talking to Myles
Hours later Jungkook and his family leave the house and all of our moods turns to sad
Me and Myles go upstairs and start to watch How The Grinch Stole Christmas but Myles falls asleep but I stay up and go downstairs to go get my peanut butter ice cream I eat the rest of it and before I fall asleep I kiss Myles good night and I get on top of him which turns into a make out session
But I then remind him that I'm pregnant so I then fall over to my side of the bed and slowly but quietly fall asleep