the assignment

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Oliver:
This is boring, can we go get something to eat?

Perry:
We literally just got here, so no

Oliver:
Why are you so mean?

Perry:
I'm not mean, I just want to get this assignment done...
And why are we even texting rn? We're sitting right across from each other 🤔

Oliver:
Cause it's really quiet in here, and the librarian at the front desk keeps watching us...I don't want her to hear us

Perry:
Why?

Oliver:
Cause she might be some pedophile who's trying to over hear you say my name, and then she'll find me on Facebook and stalk me like a creep 😐

Perry:
Umm...okay then...
And wth how did you come up with that so fast?

Oliver:
Because it's happened before

Perry:
Are you serious? wth happened?

Oliver:
Well...I left out the part that it was my second cousin, and she's my age and she didn't really have a crush on me (cause that's just weird) but the point is that I hate it when people stalk me on social media 😂

Perry:
Okay, that was the lamest thing I have ever heard...like wth I'm done texting you

Oliver.
Whyyy

Perry:
Because you're an idiot
Just do the assignment

Oliver:
Okay MOM

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