thirty-one

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Oliver:
My ex is here...duck down quietly, I don't want her seeing me here

Perry:
Okay lol

Oliver:
I'm so ticked off that she's here rn...I wanted to just chilax and have a good time with you but nooo, that witch just had to show up and ruin everything like always🙄

Perry:
Omg Ol, calm down...we can just wait here quietly until she leaves

Oliver:
I like the new nickname you gave me, it's very...majestic

Perry:
Majestic? Wth does that even mean lol

Oliver:
I use it when I think something is really cool or dope 🤷🏼‍♂️
don't judge me

Perry:
No judgment here🙋🏻‍♀️

Oliver:
Ew, the witch got raspberry ice cream...what a hoe

Perry:
Stop stealing my word😩

Oliver:
Everyone is saying that now, so technically Im stealing a word that you stole from someone else, who probably stole it from another person who stole it from another person etc

Perry:
Why are you always roasting me?

Oliver:
You know you love ittt
and me😏

Perry:
True 😂

Oliver:
You wanna take this ice cream to go and get away from the evil witch? We can go back to my place and play the xbox

Perry:
Yes! Let's make a run for it before she puts a curse on us lol

Oliver:
Sounds like a good plan...
Run on the count of three...

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