the assignment

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please be sure to comment + vote!

Perry:
I said yes to Parker...

Oliver:
What? Who's Parker

Perry:
He's the guy who asked me to prom...

Oliver:
Ohhhh, you never told me his name before lol
and I'm happy for you, I think it's time you found yourself a boy toy😉

Perry:
HE'S NOT MY BOY TOY, I made it clear to him that I was going with him just to get to know him. I friend zoned him so hard 😂

Oliver:
Wow, he's probably butt hurt about that, it seems like he really likes you

Perry:
If he really likes me, then he won't have a problem with just going with me as a friend and can wait for something more later on

Oliver:
True that
Or he may not even like you at all and just wants to get in your pants

Perry:
Not true, he seems like a gentlemen

Oliver:
They ALL seem like gentlemen's...before they make a move

Perry:
Gentleman's? Go back to first grade hoe

Oliver:
I did that on purpose

Perry:
Yeah, right

Oliver:
Believe what you wanna believe

Perry:
That you're an idiot?
okay

Oliver:
Why are you SO mean to me ALL the time?

Perry:
Cause you annoy me on purpose

Oliver:
I'm naturally annoying, so if you can't handle that then leaveeee

Perry:
Leave what? This conversation...cause I will

Oliver:
No, my LIFE

Perry:
Nah, sorry. I don't want to leave your life 😉

Oliver:
Why not, you literally hate my guts

Perry:
I do not drama queen, I literally love you so much ❤️

Oliver:
You love me?

Perry:
Of course, you're my best friend ;)

Oliver:
You're my best friend too
And I love you literally so much as well😏

Perry:
Geez we're being really sappy rn

Oliver:
Ew, you're right...wanna go get ice cream with me?

Perry:
That was random, but sure lol

Oliver:
I'll be there soon then ;)

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