A Twisted Tale [HUMOR]✔

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"Sunno ganpati bappa moriya pareshan kare mujhe choriyann...
kabhi maine raate hai tere bajan kabhi tune sunai loriyan..
kuch karo hanji kuch karoo..." I sang and danced near the chocolate section.

Sabse mehengi wali chocolate lungi!

Commission for doing cabir's work.🙄

Meri love story ka ata pata nahi hai aur yaha yeh bhai apni laila ko patane main laga hua hai...

Manik ko pure din nahi dekha kal😭😭😭😭

Sab cabir ke karn...chun chun ke badla lungi usse.

Lets plan Something.

Uske shirt meh khujli powder?

Ya uske khane main chilli powder?

Itne khatarnak ideas aa rahe haina ki kya batao!

Manik kal coffee pe le jaa raha hai..usske liye kuch lu?

Ain't I a genius?😁

So manik ko khane meh pasand hai oo lala chocolate same as me. Our choices are so alike.

"Oo lala chocolate meri jaan...manik ke dil ka darwaja khol de..." I said to the chocolate like a mad person.

Love does that to you...

I clicked my fingers and smiled.

"Manik ko chocolate dungi toh woh kitna khush hojayega...phir mujhe bol dega NANDINI I LOVE YOU!!! Phir i will say yes and kiss him...phir humari shaadi hogi phir 4 bache..jo cabir ko mamu bulayenge...issshhhh" i blushed at my thoughts.

Tune mari entryan re dil main baji gantiyan..tang tang tang

My phone rang and people gave me weird looks.

I rolled my eyes at their expressions and looked at the name flashing and smiled.

Mamu cabir..!😁

"Yes mamu..I mean cabir! Bol kya hua tujhe aaj. Bhaju wali aunty ke kutte ne phirse kata kya?" I giggled and I am sure he frowned on the other side of the phone.

"I just called to tell that bring me oo lala chocolate. I am having cravings " he said and I made a bad face.

"Are you pregnant?"

"WHAT!?" He shouted.

"Craving ho rahe hai...mood swings toh roj hote hai...uss din faint bhi hogaya tha..toh just a wild guess.." I said suppressing my laughter.

"Keep your guesses to yourself! Just do as a said!" He ordered.

Wrong move cabira...very wrong move.

"Sorry bol!!!!" I exclaimed.

"Nahi bolunga."

"Main tera saaman nahi leke aaungi! Tere karn maine meri date ko postpone kiya...and here you are ordering me? Take that back!"

"Okay calm down chudail. I am sorry. Please pretty please get me a chocolate. Apne iklaute bestie ki baat nahi manegi? Pleaseeee......" he said

"Good. Apology accepted. "

"Manik ke liye chocolate liya tha tere liye bhi le lungi."

He started crying.

"Cabir! Kya hua ab? Whats wrong!? Bache ke tarah ro kyun raha hai?" I slapped my head.

This guy can be a kid sometimes. So difficult to handel.

"Nandu! Yeh acha sila diya tune mere pyaar ka...hah! Acha hai, uske liye chocolate aur mere liye kuch nahi..." he sobbed.

"Areee bola na tere liye liya maine..." i explained.

" tune liya jab maine phone kiya.! Usske pehele tujhe meri yaad nahi...basss manik ki aai...tu badal gayi janeman...tu badal gai..." he cried more and more.

"Areee cabira aisa nahi hai...tu samaj na meri first date hai kuch toh deti and you know manik ko kitni pasand hai yeh chocolate...tujhe kaise bhulungi main..tu toh mera pehela pyaar hai re!" I said trying to manage this situation.

"Okay...bass abhi ja tere romeo ne sunna na toh galat samaj lega..." i could feel he was smiling.

So Possesive bestie.

"Heheh okay. But woh yaha kaha se aayega? nahi aayega" i answered.

"Manik baby..." I heard a familiar voice from behind.

"Wait, tune woh aawaz suni?" I whispered to cabir on the phone.

"Konsi aawaj?" He questioned.

I turned to see manik and soha clinging to each other.

"Baby...chalo..na coffee" she said pointing at the cafe behind.

"Soha 2 minuted mukti ke liye chocolate leni hai..then we will go" he said and moved towards me still gazing at his phone's screen

He raised his head to see me and his expression depicted shock.

"Hey nandini" he said waving.

"Oh, middle class nandini? Move out of our way,we have a date and are getting late, so back off" she said with venom in her voice.

"You! Mind your own business. And as far as I know you don't own this place. So keep this attitude to yourself and YOU move out of my way with your stupid date. I really don't care and.." I spilled the coke on her dress and continued.

" this was for wasting my 2 minutes...itne main meri maggie ban jati." My nostrils flaired in anger.

"That was so hot" I heard manik whisper under his breath.

Agar koi aur timing meh issne yeh bola hota toh i would have been dead by now..but now i only feel like punching this douche.

"You Mr Malhotra..." I clicked my fingers.

"I am not interested in coming with you anywhere neither today nor tomorrow. So stay away." i pushed him.

"And yeh meri taraf se mukti ke liye." I said handling him the chocolate i purchased for him.

I was so close to slap him,so close.

"Cabir! Today sleepover at my place and tu sahi keheta tha manik is dumb boy jispe maine apne 2 saal waste kiye hai.

Woh sirf dikhta hai sweet,innocent, swami jaisa,
But hai bohot hi...aree tu samaj jaa yaar.

I am over it now."

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Ouch! That hurts...😜

Manik ka kya hoga😂😂😂

Nandini and cabiraa....😍😍😍😍

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#phir milte hai 💘