A Twisted Tale [HUMOR]✔

[ THIRTEEN ]

I admired the waves crashing against each other.

There comes a big one. Woah!

Ab tum log soch rahe hoge, girlfriend kidnap hui hai aur yeh yaha beach ke maze le raha hai but wait aisa nahi hai... i am not here by choice. Cabir is taking all day to reach here.

"PINK PANTHER!" i heard a voice. Bache khel rahe honge... i smiled to myself.

"you pink panther! How dare you kidnap my daughter!" i again heard a freakishly high pitched voice.

Ok. Kidnap-daughter-pink

PINK!

Nandini ka baap! Freak!

I turned around to see a man i wished i hadn't had to see now,in this moment. He kept shooting daggers at me. He was running towards me saying colorful words.

A stressed out cabir talking to someone on phone followed him.

"you bitch" he shouted.

Bitch?

Me?

Seriously?

That's a fe-feminine word righ-tt?

"you omelet!"

Okay i don't know the gender of this word. But they are tasty. Yumm...

With a sudden forceful push i was on the ground and an extremely heavy nandini's dad was sitting on me.

"oohf!" i coughed.

He is freaking heavy. Lagta hai nandini ka khana bhi yeh hi kha jate hai isliye woh malnourished hai. Itni choti si bachi pe itna atyachar....Tch.

People need food.

Nandini needs food. My poor baby.

I will make sure i get food for nandini whenever i meet her. Ghar pe usse milta nahi hoga.

" i knew you were a wrong decision for my daughter. Isse acha cabir hi usse shadi karle. He is perfect for nandini " he cried and cabir ignored us.

Okay manik relax.

Never punch an oldie.

Never punch a oldie who is your possible father in law.

Don't kill him.

Don't.

Cabir is like a brother to nandini. Nahi hogi unki shadi.

Don't punch cabir.

Sala hai tera.

Breathe.

"you goalball!" what? Is that suppose to be an insult!?

Some Bitchin' insults he throws. Family genes i guess.

"STOP STARING AT ME YOU DOOF!" he slapped me.

Ouch! The man can hit.

"UNCLE!" cabir shrieked.

"i will put this doof behind the bars! Tell me where is nandini! Where is my princess.? Wait cabir he is not going to open up like this bring my gun. I will shoot him! " he said grabbing my collar.

Okay he is turning violent now.

Speak up manik if you want to make it alive.

" da- i mean uncle meri baat toh suniye. I don't know where is she. " i said and he gave me a murderous look.

"uncle uthiye. Isiliye main aapko nahi bata raha tha nandini ke bare meh!" cabir shouted at him in a low voice.

"stop behaving like a child and help me find nandini." he was dead serious and uncle meekly nodded.

I sighed in relief.

"where can she be?" cabir ransacked his brain.

He keep thinking while fidgeting with his mobile.

" let's call the police?" uncle suggested.

" i know the commissioner. He is friends with my dad." i said and pulled my phone out of my pocket.

" i don't think this will work. They only take action after the victim is missing for over 24 hours. There is nothing that we can do before that. Maybe search her favourite places?."

" but cabir she was just standing here with her eyes closed. I told her to wait here, why would she leave me. I came with the ring and she was gone. In mere seconds as if she was not even here. I don't get a good feeling here. Wait i will call commissioner uncle i am sure there is some way he can help."

" wait! What? Ring? You were gonna propose.? You pink panther! You are not marrying my daughter" i covered my face in reflex.

Don't punch me on the face.

Not my pretty face.

"uncle!" cabir glared at him and he huffed.

I didn't think i would ever say that but..

"cabir thank you! I love you" i cried.

I just thought i will die. You know the moment when everything you have been through in your life is in front of you becoz you are going to die?

I just had that experience.

Bach gaya.

Phew!

Oo la la oo la la,

Oo la la oo la laaa...

Main hu teri fantasyyyy,,

Chu-

"hello?" i looked at nandini's dad in a shock.

Cabir remained expressionless as if this was a casual thing.

"what!? Stop giving me that looks. I am a proud divya balan fan here." he said through his teeth.

"n-nandini.." he whispered and cabir and i froze.

"speaker pe dalo!" cabir whispered.

"haa"

"hello? Nandini beta...tum thik to hona..?" he said with worry.

"papa..." i heard nandini's normal voice.

That looked playful?

"shh..." there was some shuffling on the other end.

" ayeee..Mr khana...apni beti ko dund na band kar aur police ko phone karne ke bare meh sochna bhi nahi..woh humare kabze meh hai..uski salamati chahata hai toh 5 khoke tayar rakh. Jagh aur time kal bataounga.." a voice spoke.

"Nandini...usse kuch hua nah toh tum log ko chodunga nahi meh.." cabir snapped.

" aaahhhhhh" we heard a loud shriek.

"NANDINIIII!" I gasped.

"agar humhe oversmart karne ki khoshish ki toh tumhari princess ko aur pain hogaa...isse bhi zyada...ouc-" and the line went dead.

" uncle do you have any rivals?"

"nandini ko kuch hua toh i swear main unhe nahi chodunga..." this time i broke the tension.

" uncle chaliye paiso ka intezam karte hai.." cabir shook him.

"woh english bola..."over smart" kidnapper log padhe likhe hote hai kya?" he questioned and i wanted nothing more than to throw him in the ocean.

You have got to be kidding me!

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