A Twisted Tale [HUMOR]✔

~ E X C E R P T ~

(When Manik was training to fight for Nandini against Aryman)

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"Cabir acha hua tu aa gaya. Iss gadhe ko Samjha de Ek aur bar isne bola na ki main Manik se breakup kar lu, Toh Sachi iski maa ki kasam main Iska muh Tod Dungi" i stepped towards him and he took a step back.

I glared at Aryaman.

"dekh bhai abhi Woh bahut gusse Mein Hai, Tune Ek Aur word bola na toh tu idhar Se apne do Pairo Pe jaane se Raha, isse better hai ghar jaa maa ke sath kuch kuch hota hai dekh" cabir explained and i huffed.

" kuch kuch hota hai, kyun?" aryaman questioned.

" kyunki agar tu abhi yaha se nahi gaya nah toh woh movie kabhi bhi nahi dekh payega.."

" hey that's my favourite movie! Aise kaise nahi dekhunga? Rahul ne acha nahi kiya. Anjali was always the winner in basketball. He is a cheater! CHEATE-" cabir pulled him and covered his mouth.

" iski maa ka saki nakka..
isski bhen ki dindoshi.." i yelled and tried to punch aryaman but manik held me.

"Mujhe bhen nahi hai !" Aryman said.

"nandu...shhh" he whispered in my ear.

"NAHI MANIK HOW DARE HE CALL MY SHAH RUKH A CHEATER!" i yelled like a mad woman

" aryman tu kya nandini ko gussa dilane ke 100 tarike sikh ke aaya hai kya? Again wrong word. Nandini ke aas pass shah rukh khan bhagwan hai. One wrong word and you will never be able to speak" cabir said.

" maine rahul ko cheater bola" aryaman cried.

" ha ha.." i smiled.

" rahul kon tha, baby?" i smiled cheekily.

" sha-h rukh" he shivered.

Punch!

"haa"

" sorry nandini-i , srk bhagwan hai..."

" shah rukh ki jai! Shah rukh ki jai!" aryman shouted and i smiled.

"better" i hugged manik and snuggled closer.

"but this is not fair, I need a fair chance!" he said and i nodded.

" sabko chance milega! Hum nandini ka swayamvar karenge!" cabir said.

" cabir are you crazy, kya bol raha hai?" manik hissed.

" why do you deserve her? Prove karna padega nah.." i smiled.

Not a bad idea.

This is going to be fun.

" main tumhara boyfriend hu nandu.." he looked pale.

"...hu nah?"

" boyfriend the.." i smiled and hified cabir.

" nandini please tell me you are kidding.." manik looked at me with hopes in his eyes. .

" do you think i am?" i looked straight at him crushing his hopes.

Now he was about to cry.

" nandini how about a prize for the winner?" cabir suggested and i brainstormed my mind.

" haa! jo bhi jitega main usse kiss karungi!" i declared and manik fainted so did aryaman.

Oops.

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"baby listen nah..." i poked manik's shoulder.

" no! Do you think this is a joke?"