A Twisted Tale [HUMOR]✔

[ EIGHT ]

"Cabir why don't you call navya and invite her. You know like a double date sounds fun? Right?" I suggested.

"Right! As much as I want to call her? We are not official abhi toh bateh mulakate suru hui hai! Date ki kitni jaldi kya hai...waise bhi meri peheli date double date toh nahi hone wali... so yes I am coming with you both"

"Toh mere sath kyun aaya meri date kharab karne main kya maza aa raha hai tujhe?"

"Bohot maza aata hai! Best friend ki life barbhad nah ki toh matlab life main kuch nhi kiya! " He said proudly and i wanted to punch him.

"kaisa manhoos din tha jab mujhe tu mila!" I cringed

"2 january, 1999 when you were in your pig tails crying for a doll. Always a cry baby! Tch tch tch...nandu ki doll kho gayi??? awwww" This guy just knows to hit the wrong cord.

"Get ready to die you pig!!" I shouted.

"Hawww main dar gaya" he faked fear but his eyes lit with amusement.

"Nandu is a cry baby nah nana nah na" he danced and teased me.

"Cabir be ready to get buried alive! You monster!!!" I was about to pounce on him but a hand grabbed my waist.

"Shhhhhhhh shant meri lady bheem shant." He said rubbing soothing circles on my waist and whispering good nothings in my ear.

Hayeeeee isse abhi rak pyaar kyun nahi hua mujhe??

Kyunki bohot jaldi hai abhi!

Take things slow right ?

Right!

"As much as i love to witness your kuchikoo i am hungry so manik where are you taking us for the treat.?"

"Treat ?" Manik asked in confusion

"Haa" cabir answered fidgeting with his phone.

"It's a date!" I said sternly.

"3 jan main konsi date hoti hai? " cabir gave me a cheeky smile.

"Wohhh...woh hah! Thik hai treat hai..lekin phir bhi tum apne khane ke paise khud barna.." i suggested.

Manik is not giving HIM a treat.

"Kyun ji..ek toh main apna time teri bodyguard giri karne main lagau aur tum mujhe khana bhi nah do wah ji wah...itna anyay bhagwan dekh raha hai kuch toh sharam karo ek bache ko bukha mar doge!

Bache ko? Konse angel se yeh bacha dikhta hai?

Innocence ki toh baat hi nah kare toh better hoga.

"But why will manik pay ur bill ? "

"Insaniyat naam ki cheez sunni hai....hayee ghor kalug. Kalug kalug..."