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I thought it would only be fair if we had Dad texts as well.
(As usual * are the Dads)
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*YO MY BRO WHATS UP!! :P
Dad why are you talking like that?
*BC IMMA COOL DAD NOW!!
Holy shit not again
*Son, excuse your language
And the lame dad is back
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*In a meeting
*In a meeting
*In a meeting
*In a meeting
*In a meeting
*In a meeting
*In a meeting
*In a meeting
Are you in a meeting?
*No, why?
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Uh, daddy, I got suspended
*WHAT!! WHY???
Well, my ex. BF was being a dick, so I told him off and he said "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" So I grabbed a dictionary,
Threw it at his face and screamed "HOWS THAT FOR WORD HURTING YOU BITCH" then ran away.
*You totally are my daughter, I'll be right here!
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*Here I am waiting at the dentist for a check up
*Classic appointment time
*2:30
*Two thirty
*Geddit?
*Tooth hurty!!
*Loooool
* :) ;p
Wow
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*I know you're a teenager. I know that you and your friends smoke weed, I need some.
SURE!! I've got some in my room! How much do you need? I'll give you some if you pay me
*Dumbass, that was a test
Grounded?
*Get home, now
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I got detention today.
*why son?!?!?!
I punched two kids for saying that Modern Warfare 3 is going to suck.
*if you punch one more you'll get a UAV!3 killstreak!
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Hey pops
*War ups
*War
*War
*Wat
*Whatup
*What u want
*Ok
Lmao... I'm grabbing a bite to eat... Be there soon!
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Hey dad I thik you might have accidentally butt-dialled me
*Yup, just wanted to ass you a question!
What's wrong with you dad.
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*Come down dinner is ready
Be down in a min
I'm doing Lauren
*Who the fuck is Lauren?
*if she's your girlfriend she can have some dinner too.
Dad! I meant laundry. I'm not a lesbian.
*thats a shame. Men are dicks, now come eat.
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I'm hungry!
*Hi Hungry, nice to meet you. I'm Dad.
DAD! I'm serious!
*I thought your name was Hungry?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
*No I'm Dad...
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Hey, what's up?
*Gas prices.
Lol, dad. I meant like what are you doing?
*Your mom.
I want to move out.
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*Rofl
Lshidmtamsfo
Do you know what that means?
*laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off
*BOOM!
BEST. DAD. EVER.
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Hey dad, do you believe in ghosts?
*There is no such thing as ghosts.
But our maid said there's ghosts....
*Pack your bags!! meet me in the car NOW!!
Why?
*We don't have a maid!
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DAD!
Daddyyyy
OMG DAD MOM JUST DIED !
Dad... I'm pregnant....
We got donuts
*I'll be home in 10 minutes... if the donuts are not there... I will be pissed.
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Hey can you lend me $50 for gas while I look for a job?
*Don't you have a job?
I got fired yesterday. My boss told me I needed to leave my problems at the door when I came to work.
*And?
I told him to go stand outside.
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA your mother is going to die when she hears this!
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Hey dad can I have money for some coke?
*sure is $60 enough?
Dad it's only $1.35
*Wow, the price sure went down from when I was your age...
Dad coca-cola?!?!
*Oh that's what you meant....
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*What's that horrible sound blasting from your room?
It's toxic by Britney Spears lol
*Yeah it's toxic alright
*But still not toxic as whatever perfume your mother just sprayed on herself today. Jesus.
Lol dad
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I'm going to a party.
*Will you be drinking?
No
*Will you be doing drugs?
No
*Will you be having sex?
No!
*Then why the fuck are you going?
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* (. .)
Dad, did you just send me boobs? Cause these are perkier, (.) (.)
*(ten minutes later) this are your moms |.| |.|
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(And I found this one pretty funny)
You called?
*yeah wanted to tell you your mother sucked my dick up in the vacuum
What?? Just... What???
*she sucked my dick up in and it's gone. wanted to tell you before you saw it was missing.
Are you on drugs? Are you ok?
*oh I just read what I wrote and that's not what I meant.
*she sucked my DITKA up. sorry
