Best Friends!!

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Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.

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Normal friend: you're so pretty!

Best friend: Shrek called, he wants his face back.

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This is by far your most f*cked up idea ever... Be there in 10 minutes!

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Going to your best friends house and being like 'dude, where's the food?'

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Need a friend? Text me.

Need a laugh? Call me.

Need money? This number is no longer in service.

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Friends: Can I come over?

Real friends: I'm coming over.

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Fake friends: Never ask for food

Real friends: Are the reason why you don't have food

Fake friends: Call your parents Mr and Mrs

Real friends: Call your parents Mom and Dad

Fake friends: Have never seen you cry

Real friends: Cry with you

Fake friends: Borrow your stuff and then give it back

Real friends: Keep your stuff for so long they forget it's yours

Fake friends: Know about you

Real friends: Could write a book about you

Fake friends: Would knock on your front door

Real friends: Walk inside your house and say 'I'm home!'

Fake friends: Will help you up when you fall

Real friends: Will jump on top of you and shout 'DOG PILE!'

Fake friends: Will say 'love you' in a joking manner

Real friends: Will say 'I love you' and mean it

Fake friends: Will read this

Real friends: Will steal this

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We are best friends.

Always remember that I will pick you up when you fall,

After I finish laughing.

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I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through wall and scare the s**t out of people!

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BESTFRIEND

the one person you can only stay mad at for a short amount of time because you have something important to tell them.

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Best friends....

You fight, I fight

You hurt, I hurt

You cry, I cry

You jump off a bridge, I get on a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.

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When my best friend doesn't come to school.

5% 'I hope they're okay'

95% 'HOW DARE THEY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!'

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Friends will laugh at each others jokes,

Best friends will stare at each other in complete silence and then burst out laughing.

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Friends buy you lunch,

Best friends eat your lunch.

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Friends: Will help you with your crack addition,

Best friends: Are the ones who sold it to you.

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A good friend knows your story,

A best friend has lived them with you.

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When a friend offers you a cookie, "thanks!"

When your best friend offers you a cookie, "what have you done to it?!"

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Friends - Can you make me a sandwich?

- okay.

Best friends - Can you make me a sandwich?

- You've got legs, you know were the kitchen is, do it yourself.

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Good friend: Hey, I'm hungry. Wanna grab something to eat?

Best Friend: Feed me b!tch!

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn that was fun!"

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There's three things a girl needs in her life.

1. Love to make her weak.

2. Alcohol to make her strong.

3. A best friend when both things make her hit the floor.

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Best friends, you laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You fail, I laugh and then fail too because I was laughing too hard.

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I don't know if anyone will respond but I have a question for you!

Would you rather, be a fake friend or have a fake friend?

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