Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.
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Normal friend: you're so pretty!
Best friend: Shrek called, he wants his face back.
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This is by far your most f*cked up idea ever... Be there in 10 minutes!
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Going to your best friends house and being like 'dude, where's the food?'
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Need a friend? Text me.
Need a laugh? Call me.
Need money? This number is no longer in service.
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Friends: Can I come over?
Real friends: I'm coming over.
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Fake friends: Never ask for food
Real friends: Are the reason why you don't have food
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr and Mrs
Real friends: Call your parents Mom and Dad
Fake friends: Have never seen you cry
Real friends: Cry with you
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff and then give it back
Real friends: Keep your stuff for so long they forget it's yours
Fake friends: Know about you
Real friends: Could write a book about you
Fake friends: Would knock on your front door
Real friends: Walk inside your house and say 'I'm home!'
Fake friends: Will help you up when you fall
Real friends: Will jump on top of you and shout 'DOG PILE!'
Fake friends: Will say 'love you' in a joking manner
Real friends: Will say 'I love you' and mean it
Fake friends: Will read this
Real friends: Will steal this
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We are best friends.
Always remember that I will pick you up when you fall,
After I finish laughing.
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I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through wall and scare the s**t out of people!
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BESTFRIEND
the one person you can only stay mad at for a short amount of time because you have something important to tell them.
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Best friends....
You fight, I fight
You hurt, I hurt
You cry, I cry
You jump off a bridge, I get on a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
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When my best friend doesn't come to school.
5% 'I hope they're okay'
95% 'HOW DARE THEY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!'
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Friends will laugh at each others jokes,
Best friends will stare at each other in complete silence and then burst out laughing.
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Friends buy you lunch,
Best friends eat your lunch.
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Friends: Will help you with your crack addition,
Best friends: Are the ones who sold it to you.
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A good friend knows your story,
A best friend has lived them with you.
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When a friend offers you a cookie, "thanks!"
When your best friend offers you a cookie, "what have you done to it?!"
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Friends - Can you make me a sandwich?
- okay.
Best friends - Can you make me a sandwich?
- You've got legs, you know were the kitchen is, do it yourself.
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Good friend: Hey, I'm hungry. Wanna grab something to eat?
Best Friend: Feed me b!tch!
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn that was fun!"
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There's three things a girl needs in her life.
1. Love to make her weak.
2. Alcohol to make her strong.
3. A best friend when both things make her hit the floor.
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Best friends, you laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You fail, I laugh and then fail too because I was laughing too hard.
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I don't know if anyone will respond but I have a question for you!
Would you rather, be a fake friend or have a fake friend?
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